Fuck it, this episode of 3-gatsu no Lion 2nd Season is weak, so I will multitask. So grab your vodka, because you're going to wish this never happened. I sure know I will after having to relive these shitty jokes.
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3D Kanojo
I banged a 3D girl once. Never gonna make that mistake again.
Aikatsu Friends!
Can't wait for this idol phase to be dead and buried so we can go back to good phases like cute girls doing cute things and comparing everything to Dark Souls.
Akkun to Kanojo
Absolutely brilliant! It's turning the tsundere formula on it's head and making it about a tsundere guy. This emulates real life where everyone sees me as this brooding, unflinching badass, but really, I just want a girlfriend. Even nails the stalking part! Can't wait for this one!
Alice or Alice
Neither, it's Alice
Amanchu! Advance
I hope everyone who didn't pirate Amanchu realizes what they've done.
Beyblade Burst Chouzetsu
Beyblade is basically a D-lister in children's marketing gimmicks if you think about it.
Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu HAPPY KISS
Nothing's manlier than drinking milk with your shirt off, surrounded by your boys who are also drinking milk with their shirts off
Boku no Hero Academia 3
At long last, we get to see the adaptation of volume 2.
Butlers ~Chitose Momotose Monogatari~
A show about gay, time traveling, crime fighting butlers? Sign me up!
Caligula
Why would you want to escape 2D? That makes no sense.
Captain Tsubasa (2018)
Probably just another nostalgia-tinted cash gr-
"David Production"
Nevermind, AotY
Comic Girls
I don't care how much you guys hype them, I'm not going to check out these shows about hot girls unironically being weebbags.
Cutie Honey Universe
It's basically Devilman
Devil's Line
It's basically Tokyo Ghoul. Except actually.
Dorei-ku The Animation
If this isn't 100% women dominating men and calling them pigfucks, I'm out.
Full Metal Panic! Invisible Victory
I thought FMP was KyoAni? Too bad they're busy witth all-time classic Vince Vaughn films.
Fumikiri Jikan
If this isn't 100% women telling stories of dominating men and calling them pigfucks, I'm out.
Gegege no Kitarou (2018)
None of these characters have the same art design. This can't go well.
Ginga Eiyuu Densetsu -Die Neue These- Kaikou
I watched LoGH during a period where I was just trying to watch as much anime as possible. It's super dense, so it didn't really sit well with me. Been meaning to check it out again at some point. This version seems to be adapting 100+ episodes into, like, 12. This can't go well either.
Golden Kamui
It's basically Uncharted
Gundam Build Divers
Just another politically-charged Gundam show forcing it's ideologies down our throats
Gurazeni
"The "baseball money survival" story focuses on a baseball team that operates as a highly-stratified society, where the player's performance determines his annual salary."
It's basically real baseball