What's the proper way to eat biscuits and gravy?

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Utensil of choice?




This is extremely important.
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Put them in your mouth no matter which way
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It's never occurred to me to use a spoon, but

Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Put them in your mouth no matter which way
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How about no
I feel like a spork is a good choice here. Prongs to cut into the biscuit, yet still a spoon area to hold the gravy
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Whichever way gets it into your mouth and makes you happy
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If I'm working on something non-stop and my hands are dirty but want to eat cookies or chips, I use mini sugar tongs.
It looks weird when people see me using them but they're great. Better than any other utensil.

An alternative would be chopsticks, if you're adept enough to use them.
NGC3372 posted...
If I'm working on something non-stop and my hands are dirty but want to eat cookies or chips, I use mini sugar tongs.
It looks weird when people see me using them but they're great. Better than any other utensil.

An alternative would be chopsticks, if you're adept enough to use them.


...............for biscuits and gravy? >_>
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As a Tennessean, there are few things more offensive than using chopsticks with biscuits and gravy.
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tennisboy213 posted...
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tennisboy213 posted...
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this is what I thought the topic was about
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Johnny Eagle posted...
...............for biscuits and gravy? >_>

He's probably European and thinks biscuits are cookies or something
I'm trying to decide what would be more odd

Assuming he meant that he eats actual biscuits and gravy with chopsticks

Or assuming he meant that he puts gravy on his cookies
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Does gravy mean something else in Europe too? I know Chicago Italians think gravy means tomato sauce, maybe he's got a dumb alternate definition for it too.
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How big the hell are your biscuits?
You all make it sound like you're eating something the size of melons.
This is the size of the tongs I use:
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And just so you know which biscuit and gravy I'm talking about it's this:
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(gravy on the side, not one of those where gravy is poured all over the biscuits, that's just a mess)

Just use the tongs to pick up the biscuit and dip it in gravy. Simple, no?
If you can't even do a simple thing like that with tongs, don't bother trying with chopsticks.
You'll probably end up with a mess.

The tongs work with any food that can't easily pick up with a spoon or fork.
Works with chocolate chip cookies and potato chips too.

How do YOU eat your biscuits and gravy?
You're one of those people who eats pizza with a knife and fork, aren't you?
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NGC3372 posted...
And just so you know which biscuit and gravy I'm talking about it's this:

oh, huh. I had just convinced myself you were a "biscuits = cookies" person and just ignored the gravy part, but I guess not

well really whatever works

(spoon is the best though, for scooping up leftover gravy on the plate)
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You're one of those people who eats pizza with a knife and fork, aren't you?

No, I eat it with my hands. But I do fold it in half when I eat it
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Bet that triggers some people.
Drakeryn posted...
NGC3372 posted...
And just so you know which biscuit and gravy I'm talking about it's this:

oh, huh. I had just convinced myself you were a "biscuits = cookies" person and just ignored the gravy part,


Who uses utensils of any sort to eat dry cookies?
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redrocket_pub posted...
Drakeryn posted...
NGC3372 posted...
And just so you know which biscuit and gravy I'm talking about it's this:

oh, huh. I had just convinced myself you were a "biscuits = cookies" person and just ignored the gravy part,


Who uses utensils of any sort to eat dry cookies?

he does, apparently

also chips
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i have heard of using chopsticks to eat cheetos so your hands don't get gross
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Wait... all this time I've just been dunking the biscuits in the gravy and eating it with my hands
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I can see I'm gonna have to make another poll.
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NGC3372 posted...
How big the hell are your biscuits?
You all make it sound like you're eating something the size of melons.
This is the size of the tongs I use:
GSbBaYP
gBNf3p8

And just so you know which biscuit and gravy I'm talking about it's this:
LqcG5ed
(gravy on the side, not one of those where gravy is poured all over the biscuits, that's just a mess)

Just use the tongs to pick up the biscuit and dip it in gravy. Simple, no?
If you can't even do a simple thing like that with tongs, don't bother trying with chopsticks.
You'll probably end up with a mess.

The tongs work with any food that can't easily pick up with a spoon or fork.
Works with chocolate chip cookies and potato chips too.

How do YOU eat your biscuits and gravy?

See where I live the only way it's made (unless you request different of course) is with it smothered all over the biscuits already so I suggested my way with that assumption and wouldn't be surprised if others thought that as well. I personally iddn't even know just dipping the biscuits in the gravy was a thing that people did. Not because it doesn't make sense, it does, it's just something I've never thought about before.
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NGC3372 posted...
You're one of those people who eats pizza with a knife and fork, aren't you?

No, I eat it with my hands. But I do fold it in half when I eat it
49rTQG7

Bet that triggers some people.


That's why calzones exist.
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NGC3372 posted...
gravy on the side, not one of those where gravy is poured all over the biscuits


Never knew gravy on the side was a thing with this
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yeah dunking biscuits in gravy seems insane to me
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If the biscuits are served on the side then I dunk them by hand until the biscuits are all gone, after which I use a fork. If the gravy is served on top of the biscuits then I use a fork the entire way. All of this is moot since I haven't had time to eat biscuits and gravy in years.
what kind of tight schedule do you keep yourself on that you don't ever have enough time to eat biscuits and gravy
It's a breakfast item. My morning schedule is tight. I don't eat it any later than that.
treat yourself to some brinner once in a while man
Or find a place that serves breakfast all day
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Emeraldegg posted...
I personally iddn't even know just dipping the biscuits in the gravy was a thing that people did.

It's not. Only weird people do this.

It's in the same tier as putting mayo on fries or eating everything on a plate one at a time.
tcaz2 posted...
eating everything on a plate one at a time.


Get out
if you do that, you might as well go spit in the chef's face while you're at it
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Like one kernel of corn at a time, one pea at a time, one blueberry at a time...or one food group at a time like first you eat corn, then peas when you're done with corn, then blueberries when you're done with peas?

One of those is silly and one of those is normal because I do it and I say so.
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