Minnesota Vikings
@ Detroit Lions
The Vikings give thanks to Case Keenum, for being a pretty good QB
The Lions give thanks to the rest of the NFC, for sucking enough for them to still be in the playoff hunt
Los Angeles Chargers
@ Dallas Cowboys
The Chargers give thanks to the NFL, for suspending Zeke.
The Cowboys give thanks to Zeke, for being back in two more games
New York Giants @
Washington Redskins
The Giants give thanks to time, because Ben McAdoo isn't going to be their head coach for long
The Redskins give thanks to Kirk Cousins, at least he's not injured yet!
Cleveland Browns @
Cincinnati Bengals
The Browns give thanks to the 2008 Lions, so they won't be the first winless team
The Bengals give thanks to the rest of the AFC, as much as they suck they can still take the 6 seed
Carolina Panthers
@ New York Jets LOCK
The Panthers give thanks to Cam Newton, can you imagine where they'd be without him?
The Jets give thanks to whichever QB they're about to draft, they're really sorry they're such a crappy team.
Tennessee Titans
@ Indianapolis Colts
The Titans give thanks to their pretty easy schedule from here on out, the playoffs should be theirs to lose.
The Colts give thanks for Andrew Luck, he can't stay injured forever.... right?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @
Atlanta Falcons
The Buccaneers give thanks to Fitzmagic. Somehow, he's still got it.
The Falcons give thanks for beating the Seahawks, they're not out of the playoff hunt yet!
Miami Dolphins @
New England Patriots
The Dolphins give thanks that the season is almost over.
The Patriots give thanks that age hasn't caught up to Tom Brady yet, cause their defense isn't so hot.
Chicago Bears @
Philadelphia Eagles
The Bears are thankful that Trubisky didn't throw 5 interceptions in 30 minutes of play.
The Eagles are thankful that their team looks like the most dominant team in the NFL right now.
Buffalo Bills @
Kansas City Chiefs
LOCK
The Bills are thankful they don't have to start Peterman this week. 5 Int's, really?
The Chiefs are thankful they beat the Patriots in week 1, otherwise they'd be in real trouble right about now.
Seattle Seahawks
@ San Francisco 49ers
The Seahawks are thankful their division sucks, so they can still win it.
The 49ers are thankful that they won a game, now they won't have to worry about being the other winless team.
Denver Broncos @
Oakland Raiders
The Broncos are thankful they have some talent on defense, or else these games would get really ugly
The Raiders are thankful that the Chiefs have sucked lately, so they can still win their division!
New Orleans Saints
@ Los Angeles Rams
The Saints are thankful that they've won 8 in a row. Who'd have thought it?
The Rams are thankful for Sean McVay. Remember where they were this time last year?
Jacksonville Jaguars
@ Arizona Cardinals
The Jaguars are thankful to their defense. Cause their offense isn't winning 7 games.
The Cardinals are thankful Blaine Gabbert didn't look like a total disaster last week, even if they did lose.
Green Bay Packers @
Pittsburgh Steelers
LOCK
The Packers are thankful for Aaron Rodgers. How they miss him when he's hurt.
The Steelers are thankful for their momentum. After being blown out by the Jags, things were looking bad.
Houston Texans @
Baltimore Ravens
The Texans are thankful for time, because it heals most wounds
The Ravens are thankful they still have a shot at the playoffs, even if it means getting blown out by Jacksonville twice in a year.
Growing up, I wish some teacher told me "You probably won't ever need this, but if you don't learn it, you might miss out on something really cool."