User Battle Day 2: Timjab vs a Turd

Hello everyone and welcome to Day 2 of the User Battle series. Today, the contenders are Timjab and a turd.

Timjab is best and only known as a Gamefaqs user who post incredibly well informed opinions regarding politics on Board 8 as well as being an exceptional cop.

A turd is a piece of fecal matter that comes out of one's anus. The turd contending is roughly 4 inches long, 1 inch thick, brown, a floater, and plopped smoothly into the toilet with very little splash.

Cast your votes!

Previous Results
SHM vs Turd- SHM loses 19-2!

9-1 A turd leading

Hey troll. What day am I on this?

Sorry MWC, this topic series is dedicated to good users.

OliviaTremor posted...

Sorry MWC, this topic series is dedicated to good users.

Then why are you comparing them to turds, troll?

I'm sorry MWC but you're just not worthy of being compared to a turd.

Detecting potential vote stuffing in favor of Timjab. Vote went from 18-1 in favor of a turd to 18-2. That's a double in the vote total for Timjab in less than a minute. Will be keeping an eye on this.

19-4 now. Something fishy, it's almost like someone is voting with alts!!

23-9 in favor of a turd. The spike in votes for Timjab is unusual, but it looks like a turd has this in the bag.