Hello everyone and welcome to Day 1 of the User Battle series. Today, the contenders are senorhousemouse (SHM) and a turd.
senorhousemouse is best and only known as a Gamefaqs user who post incredibly well informed opinions regarding politics on Board 8.
A turd is a piece of fecal matter that comes out of one's anus. The turd contending is roughly 4 inches long, 1 inch thick, brown, a floater, and plopped smoothly into the toilet with very little splash.
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