What would you do if BIOLUMINESCENT hostiles INVADED your COASTLINE??

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what would you do?


http://www.sfgate.com/science/article/Bizarre-sea-pickles-invade-the-West-Coast-by-11248251.php

That's what's happening to US west coast when millions of zooids are washing ashore and clogging nets and littering the beautiful beaches. The undetermined y/o fickle "sea pickles" can grow to 30 f/l and they look like see-through worms and they're covered in small bumps. The dirty cucumbers ooze a jelly-like pus, National Geographic heifer Craig Welsh said.

Two w/o some people scooped up over 60,000 gooey Lewies just two weeks ago because it's an "unprecedented insane amount" the Olivia told the Guardian.

No one knows who they are or what they came from or what they want, because no one has tried asking but the people think it wouldn't work if they did. The zooids reproduce asexually so they don't need a partner to do the nerdy birdy. Some scientific heifers blame the warm weather or a change in diet as the Sitka fishermen have stopped fishing for salmon altogether as they're in a pickle due to sea pickle.

What would you do if bioluminescent hostiles invaded your coastline? let's see what people would do

The big ugly himself
https://twitter.com/PaulMacoun/status/876054413130989568/photo/1

More big uglies
http://ww3.hdnux.com/photos/10/66/04/2318646/7/920x920.jpg
just tell me how to eat them
You have not heard the last of me...
And you never will...
the guide does say they're edible, but... wait... snake, you're not actually thinking of eating them, are you?
get those sea dildos outta here
What happened to your English? Like this isn't even FT style it's just confusing
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too much whoa-ing
Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down
BKSheikah got me good in Guru
5tarscream posted...
What happened to your English? Like this isn't even FT style it's just confusing


I don't shoot for Full Throttle. I'm a student of the War of the Lions College of Fine Literature -- if you can't see that based on the OP, I'm not sure what to say
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
too much whoa-ing


*w/o-ing
I would be very concerned if these things were invading the coastline of central Illinois

also they look like sea cucumbers, which I guess makes sense. not outright bad, but not recommended either. maybe just eat one so you can tell people you've done it.
another place and time, without a great divide, and we could be flying deadly high
Yeah. There's no way eating a bioluminescent sea pickle would cause your batteries to recharge.
When I grow up, I wanna be a National Geographic heifer.
NFUN
nice
COAST-MOS activate the Jeff "Sessions" Zero effect so we can fight back against these scum Gnosis. And pls can we shut off the damn Zohar emulator?
2 line break(s), 160 characters allowed
how many y/o is the west coast
<D
30 f/l was a nice touch
Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays.
http://i.imgur.com/SPJAEN5.jpg
manganeisen
Surrender and help the invaders to victory.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE


Update (03August 2013): Do not swim inside a pyrosome. While they are said to be quite soft, K Gowlett-Holmes reports finding a 2 meter (~ 6.5 ft long) pyrosome with a dead penguin trapped inside. K Gowlett-Holmes writes in a comment below: “The penguin had obviously swum in the open end of the tube then couldn’t turn – it was jammed in the apex of the pyrosome and its beak was just poking through the colony matrix. Even fairy penguins are quite strong – the fact it could not break free shows just how tough some pyrosomes are”. O_O
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pandemoniac
Hey this was a sidequest in Pokemon Sun.
Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen,
So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr.
'Do not swim inside a pyrosome' That is some premium life advice right there. Very zen. Perhaps one day even applicable, as climate change causes King Pyrosome to emerge from its slumber and...I have no idea what a pyrosome would even do, but it's gonna do a lot of it, and humanity will suffer!
There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out
transelementation
What if I don't live near a coastline?
Agent Triple Zero at your service!
BKSheikah is the new greatone.
Hide behind cover and repeatedly shout "ENEMIES EVERYWHERE," obviously.
xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out?
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