SunburstPrism posted...
trdl23 posted...
I've never understood how anybody actually gives a single fuck about Sonic in 2017.
Because there are two big Sonic games coming out this year?
And what possible reason do you have to think they'll be good?
It feels like this franchise is the Chris Brown to its fans' Rihanna. They suckered you guys in with a great start, but they've been coming home drunk for years now and beating you whenever you ask for a good game. Yet you keep thinking that maybe tomorrow he'll be nice, maybe tomorrow he'll stop hitting you if you treat him well, maybe the next game will be good. But it won't. He'll just come back with another half-empty fifth of Jack and a mean look on his face.
And before you say Generations was good; no, it wasn't. Half of Generations was good, specifically the half that was a photo album of the happier days, the honeymoon phase of your fandom. Then you had to wake up to the alcohol on his breath of homing attacks and broken physics.