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Dumpty.

It left him entirely defenseless.
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How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care?
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Yeah but how else could they put Humpty together again?
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Metal_Gear_Raxis posted...
How'd he expect horses to know how to fix him? Also why'd the king care?
It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette.
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That was just horses and men, he still had centaurs.
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But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again.
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Panthera posted...
But if Humpty Dumpty wasn't put back together properly, his spirit would curse the Earth, bringing about eternal damnation. Every horrible thing to happen since that fateful day, from pandemics to genocides to those times you stub your toe on something and you know it didn't even have that much force behind it but for some reason it hurts more than it seems like it should, has been the fault of the king's horses and king's men not being able to put Humpty together again.
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Time is a funny thing, you know? I guess in the big picture of my life, you were only a blip. But oftentimes, those "blips" make the biggest impacts.
The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king.

Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.
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How did an egg climb a wall anyway?
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king.

Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.

Maybe he's a Kaiju and you need the horsepower to move his pieces
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Sariana21 posted...
It was all a ruse. King wanted an omelette.

Verdekal posted...
How did an egg climb a wall anyway?
Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.
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CRON posted...
Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.
Technically nothing in my post assumed Humpty Dumpty was an egg. Maybe the king sent away all his men so he could eat his omelette in peace.

Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king.

Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.

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CRON posted...
Mandela Effect at work. Humpty Dumpty was never described as an egg in the original nursery rhyme.
I don't know the origin of it, so it's possible it came about after popular depictions as an egg rather than vice-versa, but I learned a second verse in school that says so:

They tried and tried and tried and tried.
The king looked on, and even cried.
Then out of the hush, one horseman cried:
"Who wants scrambled, and who wants fried?"
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Sariana21 posted...
Ive read it was a cannon. But I dont know it thats canon.
Certainly would make more sense for the whole "putting back together thing". Dunno how you'd expect a bunch of soldiers to put a dude or an egg back together.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
The most logical explanation is Humpty Dumpty is the king.

Now, why the men thought the horses were going to be any help reassembling the guy is anybody's guess.
Horses is antiquated shorthand for horse-drawn vehicles. It's like sending a firetruck to a fire. Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can.
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Like the firetruck can't stop the fire but it comes with people who can.
I feel like the firetruck is a pretty important part of the process, even beyond conveyance.
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Verdekal posted...
How did an egg climb a wall anyway?
The idea that Humpty Dumpty was an egg is expanded universe material and is non-canon to the original nursery rhyme, which does not specify his species. He was likely intended to be a very fragile human who fell off a very tall wall.
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