I watched the first two again because of this topic and enjoyed them as much as I remember (well, as much as these movies can be enjoyed upon re-watching).
I've unfortunately decided to just to roll with it and go through with the whole franchise as I have far too much downtime and not enough energy/attention span for worthwhile endeavors.
I'll report back after each movie.
Three still sucks btw.
Spongebob is not a contraceptive.