For real though why the fuck does Kash Patel have permanent thousand-yard stare?

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Tyranthraxus
10/01/2025
08:40 PM
#1
80/80

He literally looks like he belongs on a before/after drug addiction macro except the drug is maga

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/37f80b3c.jpg
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
metralo
10/01/2025
08:48 PM
#2
Because he is a conspiracy brain dipshit. He is where he is entirely because he loves trump and even wrote many childrens books about trump. But he's a literal qanon follower.
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EPR-radar
10/01/2025
08:57 PM
#3
metralo posted...
Because he is a conspiracy brain dipshit. He is where he is entirely because he loves trump and even wrote many childrens books about trump. But he's a literal qanon follower.
Or he's never figured out how to turn off the vibration function on that buttplug he has inserted at all times to prove he isn't gay.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984
SpawnShadow
10/01/2025
08:58 PM
#4
Donnie got him hooked on cocaine, and now he's going through withdrawals.
"Cynic, n. - A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Metal_Gear_Raxis
10/01/2025
09:00 PM
#5
He's always bug-eyed, it's so damn unnerving
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rodu_jr
10/01/2025
09:10 PM
#6
look like he walked in on his parents going at it
Vegy
10/01/2025
09:14 PM
#7
He found out trump was da deepstate he talked about lol
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MrMolinaro
10/01/2025
09:14 PM
#8
Probably a pill popping legal junkie like a lot of people in the administration. Either that or he spends a lot of time skiing.
Dungeater
10/01/2025
09:15 PM
#9
because he's high
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GeraldDarko
10/01/2025
09:19 PM
#10
Left image looks pretty normal, but his right eye appears be looking in a slightly different direction.
Carpe petat
Board_hunter567
10/01/2025
09:49 PM
#11
Drugs
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boomgetchopped3
10/01/2025
09:51 PM
#12
Board_hunter567 posted...
Drugs

This is exactly how I look when I spent the night getting hammered and now Im looking at my boss the next morning hoping he doesnt notice my hangover
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Tyranthraxus
10/01/2025
09:54 PM
#13
GeraldDarko posted...
Left image looks pretty normal, but his right eye appears be looking in a slightly different direction.
Left image is an older image where he looked normal.

Something changed in that dude's head.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
DrizztLink
10/01/2025
09:55 PM
#14
Every time I see him, there's a little more fear in those eyes.

It's the only silver lining to this entire shitshow.
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lilORANG
10/01/2025
09:56 PM
#15
I think it's because his job is actually important and he realizes he's in way over his head.
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Murphiroth
10/01/2025
10:20 PM
#17
He's constantly scared they're gonna remember he's not white.
Strider102
10/01/2025
10:43 PM
#18
Drugs are helluva drugs
"I dreamt I was a moron."
Thermador446
10/01/2025
10:47 PM
#19
MrMolinaro posted...
Probably a pill popping legal junkie like a lot of people in the administration. Either that or he spends a lot of time skiing.

I'd put money on Aderall.
Nobody is gonna "hit the slopes" when they have an unlimited free legal alternative. And plus he directs the FBI with a 20 man team at all times
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Srk700
10/01/2025
11:01 PM
#20
Hes just getting his face ready for when the leopards come for his face.
sfcalimari
10/02/2025
12:10 AM
#21
Krayola Kash
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Cynyn
10/02/2025
12:25 AM
#22
He constantly has to take a dump and hes losing the fight. At least thats the impression I get from him
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Rantman
10/02/2025
12:27 AM
#23
The realization that he actually has had to do shit, and has demonstrated he is really bad at it
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CobraGT
10/02/2025
02:18 AM
#24
metralo posted...
Because he is a conspiracy brain dipshit. He is where he is entirely because he loves trump and even wrote many childrens books about trump. But he's a literal qanon follower.

Children's books about Trump. I never knew and this is horrible: books for children about Trump. Written by Kash Patel.
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DoesntMatter
10/02/2025
02:26 AM
#25
lilORANG posted...
I think it's because his job is actually important and he realizes he's in way over his head.
this, he is the living embodiment of the Peter Principle and he knows it

he also knows he is surrounded by white nationalists
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Rob_the_Ninja
10/02/2025
02:52 AM
#26
The lights are on, but nobodys home.
ZevLoveDOOM
10/02/2025
06:23 AM
#27
Kash Patel with that "i've seen some shit!!" type of look.
modena
10/02/2025
06:48 AM
#28
https://youtube.com/shorts/OckImM-3Dx0?si=OOsR_gRah6TN9A9T
I'm surrounded
GeraldDarko
10/02/2025
06:57 AM
#29
Tyranthraxus posted...
Left image is an older image where he looked normal.

Something changed in that dude's head.
I think it's the weight of his position, he just can't handle the stress.
Carpe petat
MarshMellow
10/02/2025
07:00 AM
#30
He's like a deer in the headlights before getting hit by a truck. He knows he doesn't belong in the middle of the road and the truck is coming.
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