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WingsOfGood
07/07/2025
02:31 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8c601883.jpg

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s0nicfan
07/07/2025
02:34 PM
#2
We recommend using tooth-factor authentication to prevent this in the future.
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wanderingshade
07/07/2025
02:38 PM
#3
McDonalds!
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MC_BatCommander
07/07/2025
02:41 PM
#4
My electric toothbrush was one of the best purchases I've ever made, I am very glad it's not Wi-Fi enabled
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Homeless_Waifu
07/07/2025
02:42 PM
#5
Your internet connection to _____ has been disconnected. Please connect to the internet again to resume your brushing experience...
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WingsOfGood
07/07/2025
02:42 PM
#6
MC_BatCommander posted...
I am very glad it's not Wi-Fi enabled

how do you record your brushing habits so their app can maximize the enamelization effectiveness rate metrics via your personal care ambassador?
Dakimakura
07/07/2025
02:42 PM
#7
Dentist: "Have you been brushing"

Me: "No, I forgot my password."

Dentist: "._."
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LordFarquad1312
07/07/2025
02:44 PM
#8
My electric toothbrush has a dedicated app, luckily it's completely optional and doesn't impact the functionality of the toothbrush at all.
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havean776
07/07/2025
02:47 PM
#9
No joke there are dishwashers that won't work without an app.
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kirbymuncher
07/07/2025
02:58 PM
#10
s0nicfan posted...
We recommend using tooth-factor authentication to prevent this in the future.
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DarkAssassin89
07/07/2025
02:59 PM
#11
I hate that there are apps for everything now.
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bloodyarts
07/07/2025
02:59 PM
#12
Dakimakura posted...
Dentist: "Have you been brushing"

Me: "No, I forgot my password."

Dentist: "._."
Fair
Zikten
07/07/2025
03:02 PM
#13
Someday this could actually happen. Today's jokes are tomorrow's dystopian society
FurryPhilosifer
07/07/2025
03:03 PM
#14
I have an oral b toothbrush with app connectivity, but all the app seems to do is track my teeth brushing. Why would I need to connect my toothbrush for that.

Well it also tells me if I've brushed for long enough, or if I've been brushing too hard, but the toothbrush itself already does that without the app!
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DoesntMatter
07/07/2025
03:04 PM
#15
but can it run Doom
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AceMos
07/07/2025
03:07 PM
#16
is is this real for the love of god tell me this is just a joke
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Error1355
07/07/2025
03:08 PM
#17
WingsOfGood posted...
how do you record your brushing habits so their app can maximize the enamelization effectiveness rate metrics via your personal care ambassador?

AKA: How can they sell your toothbrushing data to insurance companies to justify rising your rates
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evilpresident
07/07/2025
03:09 PM
#18
The future is stupid
Corruption that you can believe in.
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