Found out I have super powers tonight.

Around 10pm I checked the weather and was dismayed to see 50 degree temperatures with all clear skies all week long. I turned to my sister and said, "I sure wish it would rain so people won't be shooting fireworks all night long."

A moment later I leave the house to get beer and cigarettes. As I'm driving to the gas station I notice the sky is flashing quite a bit. At first I thought it was fireworks, but I soon realized it was lightning. 10 minutes later I hear the thunder creeping up. After arriving to the store and making my purchase, I head back out to my car. The temperature has noticeably dropped while I was inside.

On the way home it starts becoming difficult to keep my car straight. The wind is picking up dramatically and it's blowing my tiny car from side to side. I get in the house and start talking to my sister about the sudden storm that appears to be closing in. Then I hear it. Thunk. Thunk thunk. Thunk thunk, thunk thunk. It's starting to rain. By God, I can't believe it. It's literally starting to rain.

It ended up raining fairly heavily, but it only lasted right up until midnight. Clearly I need to get a better control over my newly discovered super power. I need to get to a point where I can easily start and stop it at will. If I had more control I would have started it a bit later so it would rain through midnight and everyone would give up and go to bed.

I suppose these things take time.

Use your powers responsible. Or don't, I'm not your mother.

Repeat after me looks like we need to get going if were going to stay ahead of this weather.

I would have used the powers for it to rain beer and cigarettes personally.

Please make it storm in Honolulu right now. It's only 47 minutes until midnight, and despite all the annoying illegals going off, everyone is obviously saving the most obnoxious ones for the new year.

Please make a severe storm on Trump's inauguration day, so that not only is rain and winds is ruining his hair and makeup, but also the American flags will be removed from poles instead of being at half-staff.

evilpresident posted...

Use your powers responsible. Or don't, I'm not your mother.

I promise to only use them for good. *crosses fingers behind back*
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Thermador446 posted...

I would have used the powers for it to rain beer and cigarettes personally.

All in due time! This was just discovered last night so I gotta practice.
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YugiNoob posted...

It's only 47 minutes until midnight, and despite all the annoying illegals going off, everyone is obviously saving the most obnoxious ones for the new year.

Damn, politics has really destroyed my brain this past decade. I completely misinterpreted that at first and was shocked at the gall lol.
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GeminiDeus posted...

Please make a severe storm on Trump's inauguration day, so that not only is rain and winds is ruining his hair and makeup, but also the American flags will be removed from poles instead of being at half-staff.

Oh, don't worry. Once I get the hang of this he'll be dodging flying volvos.

Damn I can see how that couldve come across poorly. I shouldve thought about the wording a little better. My bad lol