It's so fucking gross that most people don't wash their asses.

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Like, all they do is wipe with a bit of TP and that's it.

You don't even need a bidet, just put a little soap and warm water on your hand and really get in there.
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Squirt some body wash on a tooth brush and go to town on it.
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What the fuck is this topic

Because you clearly aren't talking about showering
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what should i do if i poop in public? you want me to waddle my ass to the sink to wet the TP and put some soap on it?
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I've heard most people don't even go in there for fun but I have trouble believing it

there was a dumbass netflix show where people explained how they wipe as one of the challenges and many people [men exclusively] just described making megaman's God damn hand cannon with the whole unrolled roll over their hand
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Shouldn't be a smell problem if you wash every day. How rancid are your bowels?
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What's nastier is that a lot of people just wash their hair and armpits in the shower and hope the soapy water runs over the rest of them
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hockeybabe89 posted...
What's nastier is that a lot of people just wash their hair and armpits in the shower and hope the soapy water runs over the rest of them

This is the first time I've heard this.
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
This is the first time I've heard this.

Oh yeah there are absolutely unfortunately large groups of people that believe the "rundown" method works. They argue they only need to soap/scrub the top part of their body, because the soapy water will "run down" to the rest like they're arguing trickle down economics or some shit
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
There's some guys that won't wash their ass because they think it's gay. Hint: it's not gay to clean your own ass.
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archizzy posted...
This topic needs comments from Healito. Too bad he abandoned that account.
I can't remember what that guy said
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If you're not getting in there with a loofah and some borax every time what are you even doing?
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Dudebusters posted...
Oh yeah there are absolutely unfortunately large groups of people that believe the "rundown" method works. They argue they only need to soap/scrub the top part of their body, because the soapy water will "run down" to the rest like they're arguing trickle down economics or some shit

That is pure insanity. Fucking gross.
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Nirvanas_Nox posted...
There's some guys that won't wash their ass because they think it's gay. Hint: it's not gay to clean your own ass.

I am 100% not saying don't wash your ass. If you're showering please wash your ass

What I was questioning was TC's apparent assertion that you should be using soap and water every time you take a shit which is obviously a different thing all together
I beat Call of Duty 4. In one day.
WHAT UP!
Dudebusters posted...
Oh yeah there are absolutely unfortunately large groups of people that believe the "rundown" method works. They argue they only need to soap/scrub the top part of their body, because the soapy water will "run down" to the rest like they're arguing trickle down economics or some shit


Is that what those "you don't have to wash your legs" videos are about?
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Umbreon posted...
Is that what those "you don't have to wash your legs" videos are about?

Yeah because a lot of people don't understand hygiene. They think since the soapy water runs down your legs you don't actually have to do anything else
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WHAT UP!
You should seriously check your privilege, not everyone has access to ass washing water
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You'd be shocked over how many men refuse to even wash their hands, much less asses
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Null_Gain posted...
You'd be shocked over how many men refuse to even wash their hands, much less asses

Polls have shown people in general wash their hands a lot less than they should, especially after going to the bathroom

The amount of people that say "My hand touched the paper, not my ass" as an excuse for not washing hands just makes me hate everything forever
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WHAT UP!
Yeah, it is disgusting. I couldn't go back to not using a bidet. I always squirt a bit of water and wipe some soap on with toilet paper at the end these days.
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hockeybabe89 posted...
I can't remember what that guy said

It was a well known PS4 topic where he talked about shitting in a bag in his room on a regular basis because he didn't want to come out of his room because of his room mate and company.
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archizzy posted...
It was a well known PS4 topic where he talked about shitting in a bag in his room on a regular basis because he didn't want to come out of his room because of his room mate and company.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/79546006
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I have to assume that the people saying you should be using soap after every shit don't actually work for a living because that's obviously not something you can freely do in a lot of cases
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archizzy posted...
It was a well known PS4 topic where he talked about shitting in a bag in his room on a regular basis because he didn't want to come out of his room because of his room mate and company.
I just found out about that recently. What a wild thread that was.
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archizzy posted...
It was a well known PS4 topic where he talked about shitting in a bag in his room on a regular basis because he didn't want to come out of his room because of his room mate and company.

MartavisBryant posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/79546006

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shoving a garden hose up your ass and turning it up to the max is the guaranteed best way to wash your rump.

in fact, 9 out of 10 ass doctors recommend it. the remaining one who disagrees is a quack...
MartavisBryant posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/79546006


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Freddie_Mercury posted...
I wash my ass with a rag on a stick

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I wash my ass after every BM, excuse I have hemorrhoids, and it becomes very uncomfortable if I dont.
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I use nonstick cooking spray on my ass every morning. No amount of dookie is even directly touching my ass. It also wipes clean with no muss no fuss.
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Dudebusters posted...
I am 100% not saying don't wash your ass. If you're showering please wash your ass

What I was questioning was TC's apparent assertion that you should be using soap and water every time you take a shit which is obviously a different thing all together

Yeah there's no way soap and water is happening unless you bring your own kit and that's a hassle not worth going through.
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One of my favorite parts of taking a shower is being able to unabashedly dig at my ass. I do that for a good minute and rinse my hands good before the loofah even touches it.

Might sound weird but fuck it..it feels good
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Dudebusters posted...
Oh yeah there are absolutely unfortunately large groups of people that believe the "rundown" method works. They argue they only need to soap/scrub the top part of their body, because the soapy water will "run down" to the rest like they're arguing trickle down economics or some shit

from what I can tell, this is most common among the macho manly man type of guys because of:

Nirvanas_Nox posted...
There's some guys that won't wash their ass because they think it's gay. Hint: it's not gay to clean your own ass.

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Do you wash it after?
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Sufferedphoenix posted...
One of my favorite parts of taking a shower is being able to unabashedly dig at my ass. I do that for a good minute and rinse my hands good before the loofah even touches it.

Might sound weird but fuck it..it feels good

That's cuz there's a lot of nerve endings there that can feel seriously good when stimulated. It's not weird at all.
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I get the soap and water thing, or use wipes if you have a mini pak.

But otherwise just wipe thoroughly. If you have at least an ounce of articulation you know how to not rub yourself raw.
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dogs and cats are pretty efficient at this tbqh

Yeah, I envy them sometimes. Unfortunately I'm not that agile.
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