I was at the neighborhoods community pool enjoying summer vacation (my district always got out of school in the third week of May growing up, but we also started back the first week of August).
It was hot, sunny, and humid. There I was, soaking up the suns rays and enjoying the pool with childhood friends, when out of nowhere, it seemed to appear, jumped over the 10 foot fence surrounding the pool, then ran at full speed and cannon balled so hard that all the water flew out of the pool leaving us standing in a large concrete hole in the ground. We couldnt believe it. We gasped and ran for our lives. It was him:
Shia
LaBeouf.
What are you waiting for? You're free.