If the made a Final Fantasy 7 live action film

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Godshammer666
05/18/2024
04:25 AM
#1
I think Gordon Ramsey would be the perfect casting choice for Cloud.
Pero no te importa
GuerrillaSoldier
05/18/2024
04:28 AM
#2
it's obvious who would play tifa

idris elba

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Iyami
05/18/2024
04:29 AM
#3
Danny Devito as Aeris
Godshammer666
05/18/2024
04:33 AM
#4
Id also like to see Conan OBrian as Rufus
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Nukazie
05/18/2024
04:40 AM
#5
the rock as barret
kevin hart as red
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bigbadharry
05/18/2024
04:45 AM
#6
Zendeya as Tifa
Arrgh. Is this the end of lovable Igniz? Why!? There was no way I could lose! Why!? Why!?
GuerrillaSoldier
05/18/2024
04:46 AM
#7
Nukazie posted...
kevin hart as red
and it's not even cgi or a costume or anything. it's just him, being himself, and his character in the credits is named "red"

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Zikten
05/18/2024
04:48 AM
#8
GuerrillaSoldier posted...
and it's not even cgi or a costume or anything. it's just him, being himself, and his character in the credits is named "red"
Can he at least have a fake dog tail on his ass?
wackyteen
05/18/2024
04:48 AM
#9
Based off Remake, that mf would be 3 films and each 3 hours.

It'd be Lord of the Rings but for Final Fantasy
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Nukazie
05/18/2024
04:49 AM
#10
Zikten posted...
Can he at least have a fake dog tail on his ass?
and a cat ears headband
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TheSavageDragon
05/18/2024
05:52 AM
#11
bigbadharry posted...
Zendeya as Tifa

I second this just to see the glorious outrage that would follow
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pegusus123456
05/18/2024
05:58 AM
#13
Aerith would be played by Timothe Chalamet.
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wackyteen
05/18/2024
06:31 AM
#14
pegusus123456 posted...
Aerith would be played by Timothe Chalamet.
Timothee Chalamet plays both Cloud and Aerith simultaneously.

Neither appear on screen at the same time and the whole thing is a running gag
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Godshammer666
05/18/2024
10:43 AM
#15
I think Weird Al would be perfectly cast as Zack
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MisterPengy
05/18/2024
11:00 AM
#16
The dream casting:

Cloud - Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Barret - Mike Tyson (Mr T would be too obvious)
Cid - Patrick Stewart
Tifa - Hitomi Tanaka (Angela White if we're sticking with native English speakers)
Aeris - Mandy Moore
Yuffie - Peyton List
Red XIII - CGI, but voiced by Idris Elba
Vincent - Johnny Depp
Bugenhagen - Gary Oldman

Rufus - Christopher Walken
Tseng - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (Shang Tsung from the MK movies)
Rude - Robert Downey, Jr. (in black face)
Elena - Emily Browning

(some of them would be at different ages than their current age of course)
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MisterPengy
05/18/2024
12:28 PM
#18
Godnorgosh posted...
This is the kind of shit that really bad movies do lol

I think you mean totally amazing movies
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wackyteen
05/20/2024
10:36 PM
#19
https://youtu.be/euoN1svOKQQ

This kid to play Cloud
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