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HairyQueen
05/15/2024
09:42 AM
#1
What name do you pick? The name cant be altered to sound more namey, it has to be verbatim a human body part.

well?

Also cant change it legally and cant give them a nickname
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DarkChozoGhost
05/15/2024
09:43 AM
#2
Iris.

Easy
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Southernfatman
05/15/2024
09:45 AM
#3
Finger

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The_Korey
05/15/2024
09:45 AM
#4
Do I still get the money if I never have a kid?
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AvlButtslam
05/15/2024
09:47 AM
#5
The million will help pay for Foreskins therapy
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uwnim
05/15/2024
09:49 AM
#6
Ilia
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DarkChozoGhost
05/15/2024
09:49 AM
#7
Southernfatman posted...
Finger

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Thanks, I thought about posting this
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HairyQueen
05/15/2024
09:49 AM
#8
The_Korey posted...
Do I still get the money if I never have a kid?
Money is supplied once all conditions are met and it must be surrendered if you break any part of the deal
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The_Korey
05/15/2024
09:51 AM
#9
Guess I'm out then. There is no amount of money that would bribe me into having a kid.
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Hejiru
05/15/2024
09:53 AM
#10
Palm. And I change my last name to Palmer.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
joaquintall
05/15/2024
09:59 AM
#11
Coccyx of course

Does (ahem) Richard count?
bigblu89
05/15/2024
10:00 AM
#12
Iris if it was a girl.

Richard if it was a boy.

Pay me.
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Doe
05/15/2024
10:04 AM
#13
Jacobson

bigblu89 posted...
Iris if it was a girl.

Richard if it was a boy.

Pay me.
Well damn I thought I was clever
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masterpug53
05/15/2024
10:17 AM
#14
Heart if it's a girl
Vas (middle name Deferens) if it's a boy
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Hejiru
05/15/2024
10:22 AM
#15
Pinky
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Linze
05/15/2024
01:59 PM
#16
Iris (like the Pokemon character) if a girl.
Dick (like Dick Tracy) if a boy.
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YugiNoob
05/15/2024
02:02 PM
#17
masterpug53 posted...
Heart if it's a girl
Vas (middle name Deferens) if it's a boy
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DarkAssassin89
05/15/2024
02:02 PM
#18
Achilles
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Bass
05/15/2024
02:05 PM
#19
Anus, duh.
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Crayon_Lover
05/15/2024
02:06 PM
#20
Maxilla, after the bone. Max for short.
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LeoRavus
05/15/2024
02:07 PM
#22
Cornea for girl
Bones for boy
This is where cool people write stuff.
NES4EVER
05/15/2024
02:11 PM
#23
Esophagus (goes by Gus)
Retina (goes by Tina)
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