My partner: The dog is freaking out. Are you eating pretzels?

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Who are you calling Mr. Bubz?

He is a chihuahua/rat terrier mix, but he is very well socialized. He only barks at people he thinks are invaders.
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"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man... Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Never assume that what you see and feel is real!"