Preparing for my colonoscopy

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Shit, my manager had a colonoscopy and a endoscopy at the same time.

But an endoscopy isn't as bad as a bronchoscopy, I think....
The one where they take a chunk of you lung sucks.
You can't drink water for like 2 hours afterward or before, and the lube stuff they use for your throat sticks to the top of your mouth.
I tried using paper towels to get it off, which is useless when your mouth has no moisture.
By the time I could drink water, I was like fuck it, I'm drinking beer.
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch