Can you imagine RE4 but they kidnapped Donald Trump Jr

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Guns_of_Verdun
05/06/2024
01:22 PM
#1
Instead of Ashley?

Would anyone even notice if Donnie was being controlled by a parasite?
http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv
wackyteen
05/06/2024
01:27 PM
#2
Well youd never be tasked to rescue him because Daddy Trump would never notice or care that Jr went missing
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
ItsNotA2Mer
05/06/2024
01:31 PM
#3
Shortest game ever.
"Hey, Dumbfuck Jr. got kidnapped, wanna go save him?"
Me: "Nope"
* credits roll *
It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future.
(He/Him).
Irony
05/06/2024
01:31 PM
#4
Donald Trump wouldn't give a fuck
See profile pic
Guns_of_Verdun
05/06/2024
01:32 PM
#5
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Shortest game ever.
"Hey, Dumbfuck Jr. got kidnapped, wanna go save him?"
Me: "Nope"
* credits roll *
I always thought getting back in the car and leaving at the start would have been a fun joke ending

Like in Clocktower
http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv
AceMos
05/06/2024
01:33 PM
#6
that poor las plagus would starve to death
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
Dakimakura
05/06/2024
01:35 PM
#7
Alt Right Leon would just save him
Bees
Unsuprised_Pika
05/06/2024
01:46 PM
#8
wackyteen posted...
Well youd never be tasked to rescue him because Daddy Trump would never notice or care that Jr went missing

I post clips of my cool, stupid and glitchy MH Sunbreak and Tears of the Kingdom gameplay here just for fun.
https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000
Dancedreamer
05/06/2024
01:46 PM
#9
Leon: "The President's son has been kidnapped? No thanks, Bro. Gotta do something Chris asked me to do and continue the Redfield line."
This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
~Alexandra
Guns_of_Verdun
05/06/2024
01:49 PM
#10
Dancedreamer posted...
Leon: "The President's son has been kidnapped? No thanks, Bro. Gotta do something Chris asked me to do and continue the Redfield line."
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5c890e5.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv
WalkingPlague
05/06/2024
01:50 PM
#11
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Shortest game ever.
"Hey, Dumbfuck Jr. got kidnapped, wanna go save him?"
Me: "Nope"
* credits roll *

I may look calm, but in my head, I've just killed you three times.
Trelve
05/06/2024
01:52 PM
#12
https://youtu.be/_PODNMPFANg
VeggetaX
05/06/2024
01:53 PM
#13
Leon hhaaaaaaaaaaaalllp

But in Don's voice.
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
Guns_of_Verdun
05/06/2024
01:57 PM
#14
Trelve posted...
https://youtu.be/_PODNMPFANg
I like the idea that Trump ignored Jr being kidnapped

But leapt into action the second Ivanka disappeared
http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv
SpawnShadow
05/06/2024
01:58 PM
#15
In that case, Saddler would have needed to pony up enough pesetas to buy Donald Jr. a plane ticket back to Florida once the Plaga parasite fully took over his brain, because no way would his dickheaded dunce of a father notice or care that his son went missing, let alone bother to send anyone to rescue him. And I'm not sure he could have gotten into a close enough range to Donnie to inject him with a Plaga egg anyway, since I'm pretty sure he's never once hugged his sons. The only real upside to Los Illuminados in this "RE4 but during the Trump administration" scenario is that it probably wouldn't take as long for Las Plagas to hijack control of the Trumps' brains.
WingsOfGood
05/06/2024
01:58 PM
#16
Why not Ivanka?
Dakimakura
05/06/2024
02:01 PM
#17
WingsOfGood posted...
Why not Ivanka?

Because horny is banned
Bees
Guns_of_Verdun
05/06/2024
02:02 PM
#18
WingsOfGood posted...
Why not Ivanka?
Less funny
http://i.imgur.com/VwJsmAR.gifv
Zikten
05/07/2024
04:42 PM
#19
Trelve posted...
https://youtu.be/_PODNMPFANg
He's actually met both presidents

https://youtu.be/n5_uJeTBB20?si=dD01HXwsz7d5Wjyo

https://youtu.be/0kJAMfOFrGY?si=BbfslEqi2aDxbluV

https://youtu.be/v_0A9kqrkSU?si=mm3ruEy-iqTt1zmi
VeggetaX
05/07/2024
05:49 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/498e11f1.jpg
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
pegusus123456
05/07/2024
06:00 PM
#21
SpawnShadow posted...
The only real upside to Los Illuminados in this "RE4 but during the Trump administration" scenario is that it probably wouldn't take as long for Las Plagas to hijack control of the Trumps' brains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6C1iUft7O8
https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif
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