$5,000, or the ability to talk to dogs.

Current Events

The money is untaxed Murica bucks. The ability covers all breeds of dogs as well as dog-like animals (eg. wolves, dingoes), but does not extend to them actually understanding what you say nor vice versa.

so $5000 and nothing changes?
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...