Hemorrhoids. At least one active at all times, flare ups once a month.
0%
(0 votes)
0
Completely mute. Can not speak, write, or gesture in any capacity. ASL attempts result in impossible gestures.
8.33%
(1 vote)
1
Destitute. They make no money and all wages are garnished.
25%
(3 votes)
3
At will explosive diarrhea. You can, on command, male someone violently and uncontrollably shit themselves.
58.33%
(7 votes)
7
Inability to sleep. They develop incurable insomnia. Even when they fall asleep it is not restful. They will never perish as a result of poor sleep, just lacking regular cognitive precision permanent.
8.33%
(1 vote)
1