"Work friends are not real friends"

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In a vacuum it's not exactly wrong as most people don't spend personal time with people they work with or communicate with them outside of work.

But given the source, I can imagine why it was said.
Just because I have 99% of a heart doesn't mean it can't kill me. It's tried. Twice.
My body has a dongle and my heart doesn't care. He/They