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DDP886

04/27/2024 08:55:58 PM

04/27/2024

08:55 PM

We all have that bathroom app- mine is exploring on google maps random places- whats yours?

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Vicious_Dios

04/27/2024 08:58:24 PM

04/27/2024

08:58 PM

I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

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DDP886

04/27/2024 08:59:17 PM

04/27/2024

08:59 PM

Vicious_Dios posted...

I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

Sometimes its not a 30 second thing unless your not eating apples or yogurt, than I can see it being quick yes

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Thermador446

04/27/2024 08:59:18 PM

04/27/2024

08:59 PM

Gross

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DementedDurian

04/27/2024 09:00:07 PM

04/27/2024

09:00 PM

I read the phone book when I sit down.

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Bishop_Hastur

04/27/2024 09:00:46 PM

04/27/2024

09:00 PM

I'm old school, I read a magazine.

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archizzy

04/27/2024 09:02:38 PM

04/27/2024

09:02 PM

I don't own a cellphone so no app usage. I can honestly say even if I did though I wouldn't use it in the bathroom. If I 100% know I'm going to be in there for awhile I go old school and it's a magazine.

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Vicious_Dios

04/27/2024 09:08:10 PM

04/27/2024

09:08 PM

DDP886 posted...

Sometimes its not a 30 second thing unless your not eating apples or yogurt, than I can see it being quick yes

Ehh... It's not about that.

I talk on my phones (mostly my work phone) a lot, and it just doesn't make sense to me to grab them soon after carefully using any kind of toilet paper, touching the flushing knobs, to even opening the door handle... Those germs, regardles on how miniscule the amount all have to go somewhere. Why in the fuck would I volunteer them anywhere near my ears and face?

Hell no.

It's the germaphobe in me talking so I won't be surprised if I'm alone with this. It ish what it ishhhhh.

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Waxitron_Gazer

04/27/2024 09:08:27 PM

04/27/2024

09:08 PM

I usually only poop at one of two times a day, so if its:

Morning, I catch up on the depression memes from all my depressed friends because we are all depressed

Late at night, read on my Kindle cuz I'm not trying to get blue light

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Xethuminra

04/27/2024 09:09:31 PM

04/27/2024

09:09 PM

#10

Eek

Auto_Chrisbot

04/28/2024 02:22:07 AM

04/28/2024

02:22 AM

#11

I read some articles in a magazine, or an issue of a comic. If I need more time I use my laptop.

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superben

04/28/2024 02:23:42 AM

04/28/2024

02:23 AM

#12

I have a Calvin and hobbes book in there. I make do

GuerrillaSoldier

04/28/2024 02:50:23 AM

04/28/2024

02:50 AM

#13

the steam deck is portable for a reason

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Homeless_Waifu

04/28/2024 02:53:50 AM

04/28/2024

02:53 AM

#14

I read manga
So I guess I'm just gonna go with whatever we browser is on my phone

Sometimes I listen to music on the built in music player my old android phone has

Or at the very least I do some lite gaming

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LeoRavus

04/28/2024 02:57:40 AM

04/28/2024

02:57 AM

#15

I don't understand what's going on internally where people have time to read books and play games on the toilet. A couple good pushes and I'm done even if it's hard as a rock.

This is where cool people write stuff.

Kai_Laguna

04/28/2024 02:59:15 AM

04/28/2024

02:59 AM

#16

kindle.

Trumble

04/28/2024 03:35:12 AM

04/28/2024

03:35 AM

#17

I come on CE and shitpost while I shit.

Hello there! I am a signature. I'm kinda surprised you're even reading me, to be honest. Most people wouldn't bother. You're better than that though. Thank you.

sabin017

04/28/2024 04:17:05 AM

04/28/2024

04:17 AM

#18

Vicious_Dios posted...

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

Damn wallmaster above the toilet.

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MJOLNRVII

04/28/2024 04:20:30 AM

04/28/2024

04:20 AM

#19

Youtube, unless I'm reading something on like Reddit I guess. I don't use my phone a lot on the toilet.

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FinalBraveNUT

04/28/2024 05:05:37 AM

04/28/2024

05:05 AM

#20

Vicious_Dios posted...

I don't.

I leave my phone at my desk. I don't know about y'all, but I waste no time. I'm in and out.

So getting paid to poo not you

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Auto_Chrisbot

04/28/2024 05:32:01 AM

04/28/2024

05:32 AM

#21

@LeoRavus posted...

I don't understand what's going on internally where people have time to read books and play games on the toilet. A couple good pushes and I'm done even if it's hard as a rock.

We were all young once.

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean

DDP886

04/28/2024 11:20:22 AM

04/28/2024

11:20 AM

#22

Trumble posted...