Cutie car mechanic on 1st date: I can't date a guy who can't change his own oil

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Current Events » Cutie car mechanic on 1st date: I can't date a guy who can't change his own oil
SrRd_RacinG
04/24/2024
05:12 PM
#1
"I don't wish to date somebody in my profession but it seems I may have to! Would love to find a guy who can get down and dirty and is able to change his own oil or brakes. At the very least, he should be able to change a tire! Maybe you can perform some of those maintenance practices? Hehe"

Well...?
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Turbam
04/24/2024
05:12 PM
#2
It's not hard at all
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SrRd_RacinG
04/24/2024
07:20 PM
#4
Bump
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MartavisBryant
04/24/2024
07:21 PM
#5
My inability to change my car's oil is WAY down on the list of reasons why no woman could ever want me
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ForsakenHermit
04/24/2024
07:23 PM
#6
I'm not a motor head and I suck with my hands so that's not going to work.
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Phoro
04/24/2024
07:24 PM
#7
I can change my own oil, I just don't fucking want to.
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Southernfatman
04/24/2024
07:26 PM
#8
I can do it. I choose not to though.
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Ratchetrockon
04/24/2024
07:27 PM
#9
I can kinda sorta perform basic maintenance on a specific aircraft so I should be able to do stuff on cars too. Just give me a chance!!!!!
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NO2_Fiend
04/24/2024
07:29 PM
#10
Put pan under drain plug
Pull plug
Drain
Remove filter
Replace filter with new one
Put plug back in
Fill oil

So hard
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ForsakenHermit
04/24/2024
07:31 PM
#11
NO2_Fiend posted...
Put pan under drain plug
Pull plug
Drain
Remove filter
Replace filter with new one
Put plug back in
Fill oil

So hard
My issue is fucking around with car jacks.
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boomgetchopped3
04/24/2024
07:33 PM
#12
Ive never done anything to my car. Not even change the wiper fluid. Id like to learn but why should I?
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vycebrand2
04/24/2024
07:33 PM
#13
My father was a aircraft and car mechanic. He taught us to repair cars all before we left our teenage years. I sadly never did a full engine breakdown like my sister and brother did. My first car didn't have big issues before I left home. I sold it when I moved for a better one. Over the years changing oil down to a science. The rule is have everything prepared. The tools, the replacement filter, the right wrench, the drain pan, the oil all within arms reach. No having to get up and down. Lucky all my vehicles were high off the ground no need for ramps
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SrRd_RacinG
04/25/2024
10:48 AM
#14
Bump
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MartavisBryant
04/25/2024
10:58 AM
#15
NO2_Fiend posted...
Put pan under drain plug
Pull plug
Drain
Remove filter
Replace filter with new one
Put plug back in
Fill oil

So hard
Instructions unclear; penis stuck in gas tank
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
Umbreon
04/25/2024
11:01 AM
#16
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Seaman_Prime
04/25/2024
11:54 AM
#17
Change my brakes? Thats where i draw the line. What do i look like, a miracle worker?
InTheEyesOfFire
04/25/2024
11:56 AM
#18
Its pretty easy.
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TheGoldenEel
04/25/2024
12:00 PM
#19
I can, I just don't want to

especially since paying for an oil change usually gets you an inspection, filters cleaned/replaced, tire rotation, etc

plus then you have to dispose of the oil yourself too, no thanks
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Stagmar
04/25/2024
12:30 PM
#20
"I don't even own a car!"
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Supersonic_Pain
04/25/2024
12:35 PM
#21
Only if she drinks it after
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SrRd_RacinG
04/25/2024
04:43 PM
#22
Supersonic_Pain posted...
Only if she drinks it after


Elaborate
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Eat_More_Beef
04/25/2024
04:47 PM
#23
MartavisBryant posted...
Instructions unclear; penis stuck in gas tank

Fuck. Glad I'm not the only one who's had this problem.
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nekrodev
04/25/2024
04:49 PM
#24
TheGoldenEel posted...
I can, I just don't want to

especially since paying for an oil change usually gets you an inspection, filters cleaned/replaced, tire rotation, etc

plus then you have to dispose of the oil yourself too, no thanks

this, i've done my own in the past, but don't find it to be worth it.
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firedoom666
04/25/2024
04:52 PM
#25
Phoro posted...
I can change my own oil, I just don't fucking want to.
This

I used to do all my car maintenance on my own when I was a broke college student. I hate it and now pay others to do it.

But I will still change my tire to a spare in an emergency or do very simple stuff like changing light bulbs or air filters
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ToucheTurtle
04/25/2024
04:58 PM
#26
I'm a California certified ASE master tech so I'm good.
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Hambo
04/25/2024
04:58 PM
#27
If I'm dating a mechanic and he ain't taking care of my car for me, then I ain't dating him anymore.
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