Because this chicken won't cook both sides perfectly at the same time I have no choice but to eat it raw. This way I at least know what I'm getting. Unlike "cooked" chicken which might be raw inside anyway or half burnt. Plus you have no idea what that pan was used for. Can't really trust it.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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