Why has nobody invented a Time Machine?

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/21/2024
07:10 PM
#1
We have failed as a species
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Irony
04/21/2024
07:12 PM
#2
I did already and I used it to go back in time and invent math
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trivialbeing
04/21/2024
07:13 PM
#3
time is a man made concept
Xatrion
04/21/2024
07:49 PM
#4
Irony posted...
I did already and I used it to go back in time and invent math

Stone him! Stone the witch!
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SpawnShadow
04/21/2024
07:52 PM
#5
Because temporal paradoxes are a pain to deal with, such that the only way to stop them from destroying the entire time-space continuum is to use the time machine to convince your past self to never use the time machine.
Beveren_Rabbit
04/21/2024
07:55 PM
#6
time travel is real, but we can only swap consciousness when time traveling. When you travel back in time you are sending your current brain into your younger brain and your younger brain swaps places with your current brain.
*flops*
Takuya_Lee
04/21/2024
08:06 PM
#7
Because no one wants to be the genius that accidentally causes a time paradox.
Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault.
Verdekal
04/21/2024
08:08 PM
#8
Ever watch Sphere?
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Nukazie
04/21/2024
08:11 PM
#9
not possible or someone already did and fucking up things like we see today
We suffer from the delusion that the entire universe is held in order by the categories of human thought.
Myzery
04/21/2024
08:11 PM
#10
i did once, but it only went forward at the speed of regular time
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LeoRavus
04/21/2024
08:13 PM
#11
I'd be happy with some type of cryosleep. I'd gladly sleep for 500 years and wake up to flying cars and hoverboards.
This is where cool people write stuff.
Tyranthraxus
04/21/2024
08:15 PM
#12
Everyone who invented a time machine found out what a horrible idea it was and went back in time to stop themselves from inventing it
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Zikten
04/21/2024
08:23 PM
#13
How do you know it didn't happen already? You really think it would be public knowledge? Also, a theory I have always had is that time travel is so dangerous, that everytime someone invents it, someone from the future goes back and undoes the invention.
CassandraCroft
04/21/2024
08:34 PM
#14
Here try these:

Say I sat down tomorrow and spent the next twenty years of my life inventing the time machine. Now why didn't I receive a visit from my older self telling my younger self how I did it?

Or what if I went back in time and prevented my grandparents from meeting each other. How the heck can I be around to do that if my grandparents never met each other.

Did you know that time travel will kill your arse faster. Every living organism has what is called the circadian rhythm AKA your internal body clock. It is that body clock that tells you when to sleep, eat or what ever but it is also responsible for aging you. Now there is nothing in the universe that can stop that body clock meaning that every time you time travelled and came back you would have still aged i.e if you went into the future and spent say 6 months there and then came back to the present day you would have aged those 6 months.
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thisworld
04/21/2024
09:35 PM
#15
CassandraCroft posted...
Did you know that time travel will kill your arse faster.
CassandraCroft posted...
if you went into the future and spent say 6 months there and then came back to the present day you would have aged those 6 months.
I agree with the logic but how is this supposed to kill me faster? Those 6 months did not magically dissappear; I just enjoyed them in the future. My total lifespan (age) does not change at all.
MrMolinaro
04/21/2024
09:48 PM
#16
Im moving forward in time right now!
At the normal rate.

vycebrand2
04/21/2024
09:51 PM
#17
Tyranthraxus posted...
Everyone who invented a time machine found out what a horrible idea it was and went back in time to stop themselves from inventing it
It might be those episodes in Fringe. The one with Peter Weller and the one in the the house . The 2nd one breaks my heart. I understand him a good bit. I think he was doing it for good reasons. Not knowing the havoc it caused.
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MrResetti
04/21/2024
09:56 PM
#18
Tom Delonge says we have and it's a matter of vibrating matter at certain frequencies to move throughout space time which is actually just some up a down versus right and left.

Also he's back on tour because he needs money
hockeybabe89
04/21/2024
09:58 PM
#19
Because Snake, you can't go changing the future
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