Loki would insure that I am safe.
Spiderman to credibly argue my case to Loki and insure that he does not maliciously interpret protection in such a way that I am wishing I could take my chances with the rest.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.