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Loki for sure.

Spider-Man cause he'd be a bro.
El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio.
"If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you."
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Loki and I think I'm good actually.

Ok fine, Loki and Warmachine. Warmachine can, I dunno, hit on whoever the goth chick in the corner is or something.
There's a difference between canon and not-stupid.
Spiderman (even if it's andrew Garfield spiderman) loki. Not even a contest
Kee Oth Rama Pancake
Spidey & Big Dave
Come to Relax
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Loki would insure that I am safe.
Spiderman to credibly argue my case to Loki and insure that he does not maliciously interpret protection in such a way that I am wishing I could take my chances with the rest.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
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