Half baked showerthought incoming
Take power metal (for some reason I've been listening to this quite a lot the past week. It's pretty great to workout to).
The thing is, it's not enough for it to sound like power metal. The individual components of a fast blast beat and soaring melodic guitar solos and bach-counterpoint and some guy belting out the lead vocals in a tenor range should be enough for it to technically qualify, but that's basically never what happens.
No, it's absolutely necessary for every song's lyrics to be about fighting dragons, storming castles or fighting some other fantasy enemy. Everyone who plays this genre has to have a really big head of hair. The album art and band logos all have to involve skeletons and spiky bits and flames. Pretty much every single one. There's an entire feel to this genre and the feel is self-insert RPG fantasy lore.
I'm trying to imagine this genre of music but it's just some regular low-key dudes singing about, I dunno, having a bad day at the office or something. I can't really picture it.
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg