The concept of consultants is fucking wild man

Hey guys, we've brought in a consultant to help us fix the serious underlying structural, operational and cultural isues in our organisation.

They don't work in our industry. They're not a professional in any of the things that we do, nor do they have any of the contextual experience to understand our problems. In fact they have no expertise in any field at all, actually.

But we're paying this person a lot of fucking money to look at our company and fix it. Everyone tell the consultant what you do for a living.

Consultants advise how to gut company but provide share holders short term profits; long term company goes outnof business.

There's different flavors of consultant, not all of them are like the Bobs. My org brings in technical consultants all the time to configure specialized shit the staff has no clue about.

This sounds like a massively structural problem on your guys end. When we bring in consultants, it's industry experts in that particular field of problem that know exactly how to handle the issues we just can't do on our end. Also the consultants we bring in don't just tell us what to do and leave, but actually implement the changes they requested to see if it's the right fit for our problem. It's true there's a lot of shitty consultants out there, but the ones our Corporation brings in actually get the job done and I make sure of it.

pinky0926 posted...

Hey guys, we've brought in a consultant to help us fix the serious underlying structural, operational and cultural isues in our organisation.

They don't work in our industry. They're not a professional in any of the things that we do, nor do they have any of the contextual experience to understand our problems. In fact they have no expertise in any field at all, actually.

But we're paying this person a lot of fucking money to look at our company and fix it. Everyone tell the consultant what you do for a living.

That's because consultants are good at one thing: making line go up.

They don't have to know anything about your business, they just need to know business.

tell em to consult deez nuts

Do you still hate your career, pinky?

pinky0926 posted...

Hey guys, we've brought in a consultant to help us fix the serious underlying structural, operational and cultural isues in our organisation.

They don't work in our industry. They're not a professional in any of the things that we do, nor do they have any of the contextual experience to understand our problems. In fact they have no expertise in any field at all, actually.

But we're paying this person a lot of fucking money to look at our company and fix it. Everyone tell the consultant what you do for a living.

I work as a consultant and none of those things are true.