$5 pies kept me fed through college. If I'm gonna get chain pizza, I'd rather get cheap and edible than expensive and inferior. If you have any local pizza options, you can probably find something better at the same price point as other chains.
Also, https://www.cnn.com/2017/02/15/us/mike-ilitch-rosa-parks-trnd/index.html
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