Was that the opening joke in the book?Yep.
Also, I think you're legally required to become a dad when you get through the whole book...
Think I saw them mentioning having a 2 year old in another topicOh, that explains the gift then, gotta get working on those dad jokes asap
Re-gift the book back to him on Father's day.Lol
Day 2:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired!
10/10, this one's a classic I have always loved.
*slaps knee*
Yep.
Day 3:Disagree. Rubber toe has been the best so far.
What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips
3/10. Better than the rubber toe one, at least.
ITT: One a day until I run out.It's not funny but I admire the nerve to use it as the opener.
Day 1:
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
2/10, this one's not very funny.
Was that the opening joke in the book?__starsnostars posted...
Was that the opening joke in the book?
Yep.
Day 6:
If a child is refusing to take a nap, is he...
resisting a rest?
7/10, at least worth a chuckle.
Day 7:There was a family feud episode and had a foreign family. The question was something like what would be horrible to be missing at a wedding. Apparently Steve had already told them food isn't at a wedding it's at the reception after.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way
9/10, you have to emulate the right accent in your head to make it work but it's pretty stinking funny anyway.
There was a family feud episode and had a foreign family. The question was something like what would be horrible to be missing at a wedding. Apparently Steve had already told them food isn't at a wedding it's at the reception after.
Anyways sounds like dude is saying pasta and Steve is upset having to repeat himself but he was actually saying pastor.
Day 8:A classic from grade school.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
7/10, I kinda like the pun but gross humor is not really my thing personally.
Are you a dad
Think I saw them mentioning having a 2 year old in another topic
Was that the opening joke in the book?The opening joke in every dad joke book is a mirror.
Are you a dadEh. I'm pretty bad at it but yeah.