TMOG posted...
Lucky as an adult
You slipped on pee pee at the Mega-lo-Mart?
Kurt_Russel posted...
No John Redcorners?
The only realistic attributes for most posters here would be either indigenous or into heavy metal. I doubt there's a whole lot of private masseuses here who sleep with their clients, both single and married.
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)