Okay, Eclipse is over. Who among you developed superpowers?

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Personally I have the ability to edit posts whenever I want.
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"Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002
I thought mine was the ability to never stop getting shit on, but apparently I'm just below you.

And no, I'm not going to change my joke with an edit.
"A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet! "
My FC is in my profile.
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Control over causality. I became a God Hand.
NNID: ZeroXJerry
I've developed the ability to speak from my mind.
The only drawback is it only works when I do it on myself.
Emergency broadcast test COVID kill switch! HAARP weather machine! Eclipse over Babylon! EVERYONE PANIC!
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
My super power is pretty good, I can see nothing but darkness.
DI MOLTO!
I didn't get any superpowers.

I fid summon Cthulhu though. It made me it's Advocate.
"I dreamt I was a moron."
Current Events » Okay, Eclipse is over. Who among you developed superpowers?