Do you know how to swim?

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No. I went under when I was like 3 or 4 and took in some water in my lungs and it scarred me for life. I was using water wings at the time but they didn't keep me afloat.

I was forced to take swimming lessons in like 4th or 5th grade but I just pretended to be sick so I could get out of doing it.
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