CE_gonna_CE posted...
Oh, no bidet? No problem!
Lemme just use like 2 rolls of TP a day
If you shitting that much go see a doctor.
Anyways I only ever shit right after work 99% of the time and I'm gonna shower before going back to work so... yeah money.
It's weird I can literally stop by work at odd hours or leave early come in for just like a 30 minute meeting. Whatever thr case may be when I get home from work within 10 minutes gotta shit. To the point someone made a joke that if I'm constipated on a day off I just need to drive to work chill for about 30 minutes and come back.