$50k, but you can never access or use a bidet ever again.

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CE_gonna_CE
04/04/2024
10:19 PM
#1
Easy money for a lot of folks here, Im sure!

But for the rest is $50k enough to give up a clean butt?
"Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey
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Villain_S_Fiend
04/04/2024
10:21 PM
#3
I do appreciate a bidet, but 50k would just be too big of a game changer to pass up.
The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.
thronedfire2
04/04/2024
10:22 PM
#4
easy 50k
I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen...
Homeless_Waifu
04/04/2024
10:22 PM
#5
i never owned a bidet nor used one in my entire life. Im too poor to afford one
I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat
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Nirvanas_Nox
04/04/2024
10:30 PM
#6
Pass.
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TheLiarParadox
04/04/2024
10:31 PM
#7
bidet

being a big guy in a swamp, i hate that I was 35 when i first tried a bidet

Homeless_Waifu posted...
i never owned a bidet nor used one in my entire life. Im too poor to afford one
30$ attachment changed my life

Spongebob is not a contraceptive.
Waddlez
04/04/2024
10:34 PM
#8
Surprised at how many are going bidet here. I've never experienced one or seen one. 50k easy. Maybe bidets are great, but not 50k great. I've done just fine without one.
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2Pacavelli
04/04/2024
10:41 PM
#9
I pass because who knows if in the near future bidets become the primary form of toilet usage.

It would be very short-sighted for me to accept the money
CE_gonna_CE
04/04/2024
11:49 PM
#10
Oh, no bidet? No problem!
Lemme just use like 2 rolls of TP a day
"Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey
Nirvanas_Nox
04/05/2024
01:45 AM
#11
Homeless_Waifu posted...
i never owned a bidet nor used one in my entire life. Im too poor to afford one

They are way more affordable now then they were before. Not saying to go out and get one but they have some pretty cheap ones if you ever wanted to try one out later.
Kee Oth Rama Pancake
TomNook
04/05/2024
01:53 AM
#12
Waddlez posted...
Surprised at how many are going bidet here. I've never experienced one or seen one. 50k easy. Maybe bidets are great, but not 50k great. I've done just fine without one.
Bidet fans are basically like what vegans were 15 years ago; they won't shut up about how much it changed their life. So you can expect over-reactive votes to sell their viewpoint.
Bells, bells, bells!
Sufferedphoenix
04/05/2024
02:06 AM
#13
CE_gonna_CE posted...
Oh, no bidet? No problem!
Lemme just use like 2 rolls of TP a day

If you shitting that much go see a doctor.

Anyways I only ever shit right after work 99% of the time and I'm gonna shower before going back to work so... yeah money.

It's weird I can literally stop by work at odd hours or leave early come in for just like a 30 minute meeting. Whatever thr case may be when I get home from work within 10 minutes gotta shit. To the point someone made a joke that if I'm constipated on a day off I just need to drive to work chill for about 30 minutes and come back.
I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process
Nirvanas_Nox
04/05/2024
02:21 AM
#14
TomNook posted...
Bidet fans are basically like what vegans were 15 years ago; they won't shut up about how much it changed their life. So you can expect over-reactive votes to sell their viewpoint.

I like my bidet but im not one of those people who just gushes about them. It's useful that's it.
Kee Oth Rama Pancake
Baha05
04/05/2024
02:25 AM
#15
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/774c8bf5.jpg

Give money
"He may be Mr. Clean, but his soul will always be dirty!"
Glob
04/05/2024
02:50 AM
#16
I have them in all of my bathrooms but never use them.
LeoRavus
04/05/2024
03:03 AM
#17
I've only seen one in person passing through Japan at the airport and probably never will again.
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