Batman arrested in Michigan

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Block_that_Kick
04/04/2024
10:02 AM
#1
https://upnorthlive.com/amp/news/local/batman-arrested-for-operating-while-intoxicated-in-wexford-county

A Detroit man was arrested for allegedly driving while intoxicated in Wexford County, according to Michigan State Police.

Jamal Batman, 42, was arraigned in the 84th District Court on the following charges:

  • Operating while intoxicated, third offense
  • One count of possession of cocaine under 25 grams
  • One count of open intoxicants in vehicle
  • One count of driving while license revoked
Batman's bond was set at $100,000.

At 3 a.m. on Sunday, troopers stopped a vehicle on southbound US-131 near Exit 176 for a "moving violation," state police said in a news release.

"Troopers noticed an open bottle of tequila inside the vehicle," state police said.

State police said the driver, Batman, "displayed signs of intoxication."

Sobriety tests were administered and Batman was arrested and taken to the Wexford County Jail.

"After Batman was taken out of the patrol vehicle at the jail, troopers located a small plastic baggie containing a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine where Batman had been seated," state police said.

Batman's next scheduled court appearance is on April 16 at 2 p.m.
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SrRd_RacinG
04/04/2024
10:03 AM
#2
Robin is our new hero.
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Zikten
04/04/2024
10:04 AM
#3
They can't do this to Batman! He is the night! He is justice!
masterpug53
04/04/2024
10:11 AM
#4
That guy's about to get a beatdown from Wesley Willis' ghost.
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.
burns112233
04/04/2024
10:15 AM
#5
Do you think he tells people, "I'm Batman."
Paragon21XX
04/04/2024
10:17 AM
#6
burns112233 posted...
Do you think he tells people, "I'm Batman."
No, he tells people "I'm the goddamn Batman."
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Mearcstapa
04/04/2024
10:17 AM
#7
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-_rustykranz_-
04/04/2024
10:18 AM
#8
masterpug53 posted...
That guy's about to get a beatdown from Wesley Willis' ghost.
Lol
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Hornezz
04/04/2024
10:19 AM
#9
The man lives a rough life, fighting crime all night long. Let him blow off some steam for once yeesh
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toreysback
04/04/2024
10:23 AM
#10
alfred should have stopped this from happening
you went away and my heart went with you
i say your name with my every breath
Jagr_68
04/04/2024
10:23 AM
#11
Mearcstapa posted...
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Nox_Aeris
04/04/2024
10:27 AM
#12
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TyVulpine
04/04/2024
10:28 AM
#13
Zikten posted...
They can't do this to Batman! He is the night! He is justice!
And he has a Bat. Credit. Card.
Insert some witty line here
TheSavageDragon
04/04/2024
10:39 AM
#14
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Takuya_Lee
04/04/2024
10:48 AM
#15
He shouldn't had been wearing hockey pads....
Narutaki was right. This is all Decade's fault.
wanderingshade
04/04/2024
10:57 AM
#16
What's a "Detroit man" doing all the way in Wexford County? That's all the damn way over by Cadillac, Michigan.
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toreysback
04/04/2024
11:06 AM
#17
wanderingshade posted...
What's a "Detroit man" doing all the way in Wexford County? That's all the damn way over by Cadillac, Michigan.

fighting crime
you went away and my heart went with you
i say your name with my every breath
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Unsuprised_Pika
04/07/2024
08:05 AM
#19
Th3HonestTruth posted...
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Beat me to it.
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02fran
04/08/2024
08:43 PM
#20
Ban Batman!
Strider102
04/08/2024
08:46 PM
#21
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DirkDiggles
04/08/2024
08:48 PM
#22
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GuerrillaSoldier
04/10/2024
02:13 PM
#24
that's when you want a job with a nameplate

Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm.
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