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Fenriswolf
04/04/2024
12:01 AM
#51
Depends on whether dental ones count.

The only one where I had to go on the surgery table was a medical circumcision because my openings are stuck together due to buildups behind the foreskin.
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DirkDiggles
04/04/2024
12:13 AM
#52
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DarthDemented
04/04/2024
12:32 AM
#53
Tonsillectomy, appendectomy, cataract like surgery (shot in the glasses with a BB gun, shattered the lens and the shrapnel tore up my lens to the point of unsalvageable), glaucoma surgery, wisdom teeth grown so wrong they had to be surgically removed, and detached retina. The eye surgeries were all on the same eye.
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Bass
04/04/2024
12:34 AM
#54
Just wisdom teeth removal.
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Karovorak
04/04/2024
01:36 AM
#55
LoveLikeJazz posted...
W H A T.

Yes.

Imagine going to the dentist, and getting a syringe into your gum, but it's into the glans.

Longest 5 seconds of pain in my life.
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bigtiggie23
04/04/2024
01:41 AM
#56
Tonsils removed when I was 5.
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DD_Divine
04/04/2024
01:43 AM
#57
yes to remove a 9.5cm tumor from my lower intestine.
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DarthAragorn
04/04/2024
02:15 AM
#58
Technically yes, wisdom teeth
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wanderingshade
04/04/2024
02:17 AM
#59
Once. They put me under with some drugs and night night gas.

It feels less like sleeping and more like losing track of several hours.
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rideshort
04/04/2024
04:10 AM
#60
Cocytus posted...
Where you had to be under general anesthesia?

Eye surgery four times. Two in each eye. Also, yes. Twice alseep and twice awake.
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itachi15243
04/04/2024
04:13 AM
#61
3 times, brain surgery for pituitary tumors.
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Blue_Thunder
04/04/2024
08:14 AM
#62
Several times. Some to replace some of the GCMN (large mole-like patches) on my face and some to try to remove a cyst over my right eye and attempt to restore its sight (didn't work out). I also had all my wisdom teeth removed.
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Plumeofdusk
04/04/2024
08:18 AM
#63
does a colonoscopy where they had to burn out a polyp count?
Cocytus
04/04/2024
07:13 PM
#64
I guess dental surgery can count.
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Nunyobidness
04/04/2024
07:53 PM
#65
Tonsils out when I was a kid, Gallbladder and Apendix when I was 12, and just had surgery 3 weeks ago.

BTW, those who were put under for dental are lucky. I've had 3 wisdom teeth out, all under local.
thronedfire2
04/04/2024
07:55 PM
#66
Twice

had my ankle surgically reconstructed and had my wisdom teeth out

when I was 8 I had a compound fracture in my arm and they just gave me laughing gas while the doctor set it. I could still feel it.
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SauI_Goodman
04/04/2024
08:03 PM
#67
I needed a penis reduction went from 15 inches to 10
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tankboy
04/04/2024
08:58 PM
#68
I had ball reduction surgery (it's not actually called that).
Myzery
04/04/2024
09:01 PM
#69
bilateral endoscopic frontal sinusotomy, maxillary antrostomy, total ethmoidectomy, nasal polypectomy, septoplasty, bilateral interior turbinate reduction, partial middle turbinate reduction.
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Blue_Thunder
04/04/2024
09:15 PM
#70
Myzery posted...
bilateral endoscopic frontal sinusotomy, maxillary antrostomy, total ethmoidectomy, nasal polypectomy, septoplasty, bilateral interior turbinate reduction, partial middle turbinate reduction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoj5lhLmSQ
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thronedfire2
04/04/2024
09:16 PM
#71
Myzery posted...
bilateral endoscopic frontal sinusotomy, maxillary antrostomy, total ethmoidectomy, nasal polypectomy, septoplasty, bilateral interior turbinate reduction, partial middle turbinate reduction.

I only understood like 4 of those words but that seems pretty rough

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Myzery
04/04/2024
09:26 PM
#72
thronedfire2 posted...
I only understood like 4 of those words but that seems pretty rough

is the inside of your head all robot now?
i had pretty hardcore nasal polyps that completely blocked all my sinuses. couldn't breathe through my nose for a year. no robot, but my sense of smell comes and goes.
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InTheEyesOfFire
04/04/2024
09:32 PM
#73
Like 4.
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Cornmuffins
04/04/2024
09:40 PM
#74
Nunyobidness posted...


BTW, those who were put under for dental are lucky. I've had 3 wisdom teeth out, all under local.


Wasnt so bad for me, I was watching the rangers and blue jays in thealds? The feeling of four teeth being pulled was weird though.

I went under for brain surgery, putting a rod in my leg for a broken tibia and fibula, having a lymph node removed, and an endoscopy/colonoscopy. While those sucked, the wisdom teeth sucked the most after it was all said and done because of all that spitting up blood all day. Thankfully no dry sockets
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Harpie
04/04/2024
09:42 PM
#75
Oh yah. My ce debut was a topic about my breast reduction
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misterbum
04/04/2024
09:43 PM
#76
Pilonidal cyst removal (ass cyst, lol w/ my username, yeah, not very fun)

And tonsillectomy so that would get rid of tonsil stones permanently
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mustachedmystic
04/05/2024
07:00 AM
#77
Nunyobidness posted...
BTW, those who were put under for dental are lucky. I've had 3 wisdom teeth out, all under local.
When I had all 3 wisdom teeth , and a molar removed, I had f to he option to be put under, I took it, not because I am afraid of needles or pain, but because I figured it would be easier than gleaming to sit still while the dentist pried 5 teeth out of my mouth.
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Zwijn
04/05/2024
07:08 AM
#78
When I was 18 I had an upper jaw widening surgery with a palate expander for a while after. Then a year or two later or so I had a corrective jaw surgery on my lower jaw because it was too far forward. They removed wisdom teeth while they were at it.
Ivany2008
04/05/2024
06:27 PM
#79
mustachedmystic posted...
When I had all 4 wisdom teeth , and a molar removed, I had f to he option to be put under, I took it, not because I am afraid of needles or pain, but because I figured it would be easier than gleaming to sit still while the dentist pried 5 teeth out of my mouth.

Meanwhile when my 4 wisdom teeth were taken out, I was only given deadening gum, not even a needle to deaden the area around where they pulled and stitched. I was I think 14 at the time and my parents were pissed. I suffer from High Blood Pressure (one of my kidneys has a defect, so its not weight related), so I was medically required to either be put under or given needles. Didn't really feel it though, just a lot of pressure.
vycebrand2
04/05/2024
06:39 PM
#80
Just 1. Had a blood cyst come up on my chest when I was 10. I was playing on a log grabbed it close and it burst. I was starting to bleed out. I went to the ER and they fixed it & removed the roots later. All through my teenage years I had people ask about the scar. They thought it was a spider or something. Kids in the 80's. lol
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mustachedmystic
04/06/2024
03:02 AM
#81
Ivany2008 posted...
Meanwhile when my 4 wisdom teeth were taken out, I was only given deadening gum, not even a needle to deaden the area around where they pulled and stitched. I was I think 14 at the time and my parents were pissed. I suffer from High Blood Pressure (one of my kidneys has a defect, so its not weight related), so I was medically required to either be put under or given needles. Didn't really feel it though, just a lot of pressure.
Fuck, I was on Medicare at the time, were you uninsured?
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pretzelcoatl
04/06/2024
03:16 AM
#82
Yes. They say you won't remember being intubated, but you're DEFINITELY going to wake up when they pull it out. Messes up your throat for like a week or two afterwards.
Ivany2008
04/06/2024
11:02 AM
#83
mustachedmystic posted...
Fuck, I was on Medicare at the time, were you uninsured?

I'm Canadian, so stuff like that really isn't expensive.
Cocytus
04/06/2024
07:25 PM
#84
Blue_Thunder posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ccoj5lhLmSQ
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