Reminds me of the 2nd South Park game when
Cartman creates your tragic backstory being the fact that your dad fucked your mom and you found out.
Eventually Kyle gets fed up with it and angrily goes "Everybody's dad fucks everybody's mom at some point. That's literally why we're all here"
We (males) are indeed all sons of a fuck,
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)