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Prestoff
03/31/2024
11:56 AM
#1
And it looks generic as fuck. Even his fanbase isn't impressed. He's giving me Nostalgia Critic vibes, can criticize movie/tv shows but can't actually make a good one. I'll give him and Nostlagia Critic some props, at least they gave it a shot lol.

https://youtu.be/axjGWJfJBAg?si=UxNmGq5aN-yBbSHB

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TheSavageDragon
03/31/2024
12:04 PM
#2
When the majority of your criticism is bitching about female or minority leads, I'd say you can't criticize movies/TV either
refmon
03/31/2024
12:15 PM
#3
Did an AI write this movie?
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Doom_Art
03/31/2024
12:16 PM
#4
Prestoff posted...
can criticize movie/tv shows
I've seen nothing to indicate he can do this
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ellis123
03/31/2024
12:49 PM
#5
Prestoff posted...
can criticize movie/tv shows
I'm going to need some proof of that. As far as I've ever seen he doesn't understand even the basics and merely makes the most pathetic, skin-deep interpretations based exclusively on weird alt-right BS.
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Vicious_Dios
03/31/2024
12:56 PM
#6
Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now.
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Turducken
03/31/2024
01:01 PM
#7
"A Ryan Drake Story"

Oh, well THAT clears it up.
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Zero_Destroyer
03/31/2024
01:06 PM
#8
genuinely embarassing looking

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Ricemills
03/31/2024
01:07 PM
#9
Prestoff posted...
I'll give him and Nostlagia Critic some props, at least they gave it a shot lol.

So did they review their own movies?
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Smackems
03/31/2024
01:09 PM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5ed28220.jpg
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ClayGuida
03/31/2024
01:11 PM
#11
How much was the budget?
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Proto_Spark
03/31/2024
01:12 PM
#12
That looked painfully generic.

I mean, it might be fine. In a "yeah fun pew pews but nobody is gonna care about this movie the second you're out of the theater" kind of way. Good on him I guess for actually making something.
Villain_S_Fiend
03/31/2024
01:14 PM
#13
That looks like nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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kane200000
03/31/2024
01:22 PM
#14
Direct to video movie.Probably low budget too.
Turducken
03/31/2024
01:23 PM
#15
Now the question remains: Will there be a single recognizable actor in the movie?
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creativerealms
03/31/2024
01:37 PM
#16
Given how bad he is at understanding how movies work it will be amazing. I need to watch it. It will be birdemic levels of awesome, it could be the next room.

Good luck and I am hoping for a trash fire.
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Yazarogi
03/31/2024
02:29 PM
#17
Not a woman in sight! We are straight boys!
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ClayGuida
03/31/2024
02:36 PM
#18
Yazarogi posted...
Not a woman in sight! We are straight boys!
There's a spinning shot of a woman in different periods of her life.

Anyway, nobody answered what the budget was here. Production wise, this doesn't look like Clerks. So he's clearly using good cameras and lighting.
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mystic_belmont
03/31/2024
02:39 PM
#19
This looks like the trailer a tv show would show in the background, or as a joke.
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Smashingpmkns
03/31/2024
02:42 PM
#20
There's a whole generation of movie critics/reviewers that took Tarantino's "if you've seen a movie you can make a movie" or whatever quote as gospel but would flop around like a dead fish in any position on set lol
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Yazarogi
04/01/2024
06:30 PM
#21
ClayGuida posted...
There's a spinning shot of a woman in different periods of her life.

Anyway, nobody answered what the budget was here. Production wise, this doesn't look like Clerks. So he's clearly using good cameras and lighting.

I still don't believe that there is a woman in this film.
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