Leave the conversation
The people most likely to accuse you of having a melty are the people you don't want to be talking to anyway
Stop caring about anything
So have that melty?
I can induce a melty state in myself arbitrarily by thinking about someone being smug.Remember this kid?
Just the notion of dwelling on someone standing there, cocky grin on their face while I'm getting more and more frustrated that they are unfazed by anything I could possibly say or do in the face of their overwhelming arrogance...GOD I DID IT ALREADY.
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