Now listen, Dr. Whatever-the-hell-your-name-is: you tattled yesterday, I responded... I feel closer to you than ever, really. But the ramifications are yours! So don't try to drag me into your pathetic, whiny, little squabble with that God-awful bunch of malcontents. I hope you all kill each other, Charlie Brown!
Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read.