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Watch your tongue. I'm sure this can be a civil topic.
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Satanism
How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real?
Esoteric Order of Dagon
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Jedism
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No
https://imgur.com/gallery/dXDmJHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GL-BYZFfY
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I'm not here for friends. I'm here for the truth to the best of my knowledge of it, even if it's not what people want to hear.
Church of Futa
The Earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris won the 2020 election for President and Vice President of the United States
Preferably one of the ones without Hell.
Calling out stupid or reckless decision-making is not "victim blaming."
Dark_Arbron posted...
Preferably one of the ones without Hell.

jokes on everyone they pick secular hoping for something like this but then Cthullu just comes and eats everyone
If reincarnation was guaranteed that would be amazing
while you slept, the world changed
No Buddhism really
Italian, French, German.
Spiritism
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He/Him
pjnelson posted...
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
If Pastafarianism were true I'd shoot myself.
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really

"think before you press enter. all of you." - SmashFaqs Discord
i want lemm to eat ten egg
where the fuck is buddhism

the local octopus( )
ForsakenHermit posted...
If Pastafarianism were true I'd shoot myself.

Why
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Kradek posted...
Why
Because I'd rather die than live in a world where the worst thing to ever happen to comedy is true and not a coat hanger abortion of a joke religion.

I'm not someone who thinks religion is above satire or that joke religions can't be funny. But Pastafarianism is a dead horse that's so beaten and decayed it can't even be sent to the glue factory. The ED page for it sums up how I feel about it perfectly. Antitheists need to adopt higher standards for their humor, full stop.
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
Make Arcades Great Again!
ForsakenHermit posted...
Because I'd rather die than live in a world where the worst thing to ever happen to comedy is true and not a coat hanger abortion of a joke religion.

I'm not someone who thinks religion is above satire or that joke religions can't be funny. But Pastafarianism is a dead horse that's so beaten and decayed it can't even be sent to the glue factory. The ED page for it sums up how I feel about it perfectly. Antitheists need to adopt higher standards for their humor, full stop.

I've never been partial to the joke either, myself. I don't revile it nearly as much as you, however always felt it a rather lazy jab at organized religion.

Although I do gotta say, when they gave it a face and actual features that was pretty humorous.
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Lmao it is absolutely not that serious
How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real?
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"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."
pjnelson posted...
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
true
http://i.imgur.com/4KA2K4O.jpg
y no scientology
Unitarian Universalism.

Or the liberal branch of the Quakers. They're tolerant and pacifist. Unfortunately, they are also teetotal.
'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'.
If god isn't real, then who saved me from being born in Britain?
Enter the baller zone:
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Gurifisu posted...
If god isn't real, then who saved me from being born in Britain?
Must be one of those gods that likes to determine whether or not you are saved from conception.

Calvinist God, maybe?
'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'.
SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really
No shit. Also, Chinese traditional religion? WTF? You mean Taoism? And African traditional religion? There's like nearly a thousand >_>
There is no good. There is no evil. There just is.
The world would be a better place if no religions existed.

But if I had to choose one, it's shintoism or buddhism.
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Biscuitism. The only link I could find to explain is the Amazon page for their Holy Book, The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible.
https://www.amazon.com/Nuclear-Platypus-Biscuit-Bible-Biscuitism/dp/0578026635
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SauI_Goodman posted...
No Buddhism really

TC probably is one of the Americans that argues that Buddhism is a philosophy, not religion.
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