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lilORANG posted...
Would you really expect him to say "i'd prefer to be with KC" and piss off his whole team?
I would expect him to have a little class and not act so big headed. Its not hard to just say something like It was great at KC, but Im really enjoying my stay in SF, or better yet, nothing at all. It was his choice to act like he was gonna stomp his former team, and I have to mock him for eating crow
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Didn't Marian Hossa jump teams when the Red Wings and the Penguins played in back to back cups? I forget exactly and it's not like he was interviewed but I had a USA today article about him being right or wrong about his decision.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
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I don't watch football and I was following this topic and kept hoping to stay up a little later to see if the Chiefs won and I had to go to bed and then I woke up and saw they won and I laughed(thinking of this topic)
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This aged well lmao.

Let this to be a lesson for TC to not play bullshit clairvoyant.
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dameon_reaper posted...
I don't watch football and I was following this topic and kept hoping to stay up a little later to see if the Chiefs won and I had to go to bed and then I woke up and saw they won and I laughed(thinking of this topic)
lol
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This topic does deserve some more time in the spotlight.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
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Pity!!!! Heh
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
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Sometimes I forget.
"A lesser talent couldn't have pulled it off. But I'm willing to bet on BoJack Horseman. Are you?"
~~Cuddlywhiskers on the new show
Lol
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We need to have a hall of shame board where topics like this get moved to lmao
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lmao I'm glad this topic is still up
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Kelce went home and clapped the flattest ass in America
"This is your last dance."
Blue_Inigo posted...
Kelce went home and clapped the flattest ass in America

Your moms?
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He gave her the ol' standing ovation.
Bethany took my pickles. All of them. Even the spicey ones.
Do Americans really clap after getting a pity handjob?
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Kelce went home and clapped the flattest ass in America

I don't know what weird hang-ups you have over Swift, however I have seen far flatter than hers on like a daily basis.
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Wonder if she had trouble walking
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Irony posted...
Wonder if she had trouble walking
Why? How would her hands affect her stride?
Bethany took my pickles. All of them. Even the spicey ones.
Irony posted...
Wonder if she had trouble walking
She performed a sold out show in Melbourne like the next night so I'm guessing not
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lilORANG posted...
She performed a sold out show in Melbourne like the next night so I'm guessing not
Kelce is weak
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Kelce probably only got a congratulatory handjob on the plane ride from one part of Vegas to the other.
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