Is Taylor Swift bigger than Jesus?

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SocialistGamer
02/05/2024
04:34 PM
#1
Hmm???
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pauIie
02/05/2024
04:36 PM
#2
how many grammys does jesus have? exactly
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Trumble
02/05/2024
04:38 PM
#3
She's tall, but skinny. Jesus was likely a bit chonkier, but also likely shorter. I think Jesus would likely have weighed more, even accounting for the holes in his hands and feet, though if you're judging purely based on height Taylor wins.
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Dakimakura
02/05/2024
04:39 PM
#4
Given a random man and random woman the man is more likely to be bigger. Taylor Swift is quite large for a woman but also skinny so if weight is what we are talking as the metric of bigger than probably not but height is a maybe. The gender of Jesus is also certainly ambiguous. Given all these factors I would say it is more probable than not that Jesus was bigger than Taylor Swift but not certain.
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SaikyoStyle
02/05/2024
04:41 PM
#5
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R1masher
02/05/2024
04:43 PM
#6
Yeah, Jesus was only 5 foot 5
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Hambo
02/05/2024
04:43 PM
#7
If only.
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ShaneMcComez
02/05/2024
04:45 PM
#8
Well if the trend of the younger generations becoming less and less religious continues. Sure, I can see a celebrity becoming bigger than a religious figure someday. Not today though, Christianity is still pretty huge in this country.
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CADE_FOSTER
02/05/2024
04:46 PM
#9
Did Taylor die for our sins then no she isnt
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Scintillant
02/05/2024
04:46 PM
#11
Taylor Swift is better than Jesus in basically every metric
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Dakimakura
02/05/2024
04:47 PM
#12
Scintillant posted...
Taylor Swift is better than Jesus in basically every metric

Jesus has better curves
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ShaneMcComez
02/05/2024
04:47 PM
#13
totalnerdken posted...
Who's Jesus?
He's that poker player who plays in those World Series of Poker tournaments.
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creativerealms
02/05/2024
04:48 PM
#14
Is she bigger then the Beatles? Because they were bigger then Jesus.
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GEKGanon
02/05/2024
04:51 PM
#15
No, Taylor Swift isn't bigger than Jesus. She's like 130lbs max. Jesus was a carpenter in a time where everything had to be done manually. The dude was probably unbelievable jacked. Easier way bigger than a tiny woman.
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EDF-5
02/05/2024
04:54 PM
#16
No taylor catholic orthodox or protestant church
ItsNotA2Mer
02/05/2024
04:54 PM
#17
Obviously.
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TheSavageDragon
02/05/2024
04:55 PM
#18
I don't know how big Jesus is, he's always depicted wearing a robe or loincloth
creativerealms
02/05/2024
04:56 PM
#19
She's probably taller then Jesus.
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SpriteLimit
02/05/2024
05:08 PM
#21
Who?
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ArsGoetia
02/05/2024
05:11 PM
#22
taylor swift is 5'11''
average man in the year 0 was 5'6''
jesus was a manlet
GEKGanon
02/05/2024
05:18 PM
#23
ArsGoetia posted...
taylor swift is 5'11''
average man in the year 0 was 5'6''
jesus was a manlet

Height is not the sole factor of being "big". A college campus can be big, sprawled across a large portion of a town or city, but not tall.
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ArsGoetia
02/05/2024
05:21 PM
#24
GEKGanon posted...
Height is not the sole factor of being "big". A college campus can be big, sprawled across a large portion of a town or city, but not tall.

im not tryna to bang a college campus
food can be hot but you dont wanna put your wang in it
TheSavageDragon
02/05/2024
05:23 PM
#25
ArsGoetia posted...
food can be hot but you dont wanna put your wang in it

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/221d8556.jpg
GEKGanon
02/05/2024
05:25 PM
#26
ArsGoetia posted...
im not tryna to bang a college campus
food can be hot but you dont wanna put your wang in it

Who said anything about banging? That wasn't the question.
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ArsGoetia
02/05/2024
05:26 PM
#27
TheSavageDragon posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/221d8556.jpg

i aint a baker but id wager if that shit was even lukewarm that creme topping would be halfway down the plate
ArsGoetia
02/05/2024
05:27 PM
#28
GEKGanon posted...
Who said anything about banging?

i did
and i dont wanna bang manlets (or pies)
TheSavageDragon
02/05/2024
05:27 PM
#29
ArsGoetia posted...
i aint a baker but id wager if that shit was even lukewarm that creme topping would be halfway down the plate

The person, the flag and the pastry should clue you in that it isn't about that particular pastry in the picture
GEKGanon
02/05/2024
05:28 PM
#30
ArsGoetia posted...
i did
and i dont wanna bang manlets (or pies)

Are you looking for a large man to bang?
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Ratchetrockon
02/05/2024
05:29 PM
#31
Yes!!!!
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Pikachuchupika
02/05/2024
05:29 PM
#32
Taylor Swift is Jesus reborn. That would explain so many things.
ArsGoetia
02/05/2024
05:29 PM
#33
GEKGanon posted...
Are you looking for a large man to bang?


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Kronca
02/06/2024
10:12 PM
#34
Blasphemy!!!
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Kim_Seong-a
02/06/2024
10:15 PM
#35
In terms of how much she's liked by popular culture, I think a lot of entertainers are "bigger than Jesus."

But if the question is just recognizability, I'd be surprised if she topped Jesus. Like...Jesus, Mickey Mouse, Superman, there are just collective-conscious icons I'm not sure many artists could reach
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unclekoolaid73
02/06/2024
10:15 PM
#36
Jesus abs are on point, no cap

Trumpo
02/06/2024
10:15 PM
#37
She's a tallish lady yes
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PurpleOutsider
02/06/2024
10:17 PM
#38
If you mean in his time, there's more people on the planet these days, and Jesus (if he was real) would've only been like a local celebrity. Most modern celebrities would be more well known just from sheer numbers.
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David1988
02/06/2024
10:18 PM
#39
Not even bigger than Abraham
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ForsakenHermit
02/06/2024
10:18 PM
#40
Our calendar inaccurate as it is is still based around the birth of Jesus. When 1989 becomes year 1 let me know.
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ShineboxPhil
02/06/2024
10:24 PM
#41
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c8a65d54.jpg

Yes she is
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Prestoff
02/06/2024
11:12 PM
#43
Is she bigger than the Beatles?
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ScazarMeltex
02/06/2024
11:24 PM
#44
I find her fans to be less violent and more pleasant to be around.
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