I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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Yeah I know, that's a pain but also my mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said, "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said, "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said, "Today at 12pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said, "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said, "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.
Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery!