I can't believe my mom stooped so low

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Damn_Underscore
02/02/2024
02:52 PM
#1
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said, "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said, "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said, "Today at 12pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said, "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said, "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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ItsNotA2Mer
02/02/2024
02:53 PM
#2
What? Why?
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S_A_S
02/02/2024
02:54 PM
#4
That's a classic.
CRON
02/02/2024
02:54 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f5f1244f.jpg
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Will_VIIII
02/02/2024
02:55 PM
#6
Yeah I know, that's a pain but also my mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said, "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said, "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said, "Today at 12pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said, "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said, "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn't.
Advice from a dryer: Open the door to amazement. Don't shrink from your true calling. Accept life's wrinkles. Avoid overload. Reach into mystery!
VGAddict90
02/02/2024
02:55 PM
#7
I remember seeing this on IGN.
philsov
02/02/2024
02:56 PM
#8
underwater weight is only to accurately measure your density (and thus, your body fat %).

Your actual weight is pretty damn accurate by just using a goddamn scale.

I know this is copy pasta but "your mom" and "your doctor" are both idiots
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Nemu
02/02/2024
02:57 PM
#9
The best part about this one is that it's not some one and done "what the fuck" but just page after page of perfection.
ItsNotA2Mer
02/02/2024
03:23 PM
#10
Is this some kind of weird meme or something?
It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present, and a waste to live in the future.
(He/Him).
Damn_Underscore
02/02/2024
06:54 PM
#11
bump
Not to say that I'm in love with you
but who's to say that I'm not?
SuperShake666
02/02/2024
06:58 PM
#12
The room is a planet and the pool is a room outside.
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Mechu
02/02/2024
06:59 PM
#13
Classic old CE
Constant isolation and distress.
Cemith
02/02/2024
07:01 PM
#14
Something something room outside
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Will_VIIII
02/02/2024
11:13 PM
#15
Mechu posted...
Classic old LUE
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C_Pain
02/02/2024
11:16 PM
#16
Wow, classic. I found it weird how responses to this used to be angry.
How quaint.
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party_animal07
02/02/2024
11:19 PM
#19
This topic is doo doo butt
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GrandConjuraton
02/02/2024
11:38 PM
#20
I love this old meme.
Let nothing bleed into nothing.
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Damn_Underscore
02/03/2024
11:23 AM
#21
Nemu posted...
The best part about this one is that it's not some one and done "what the fuck" but just page after page of perfection.

lmao I think I found the full version of this. Its just baffling. He says the same thing over and over again but hes also constantly contradicting himself. The things hes saying dont really make sense anyway lol
Not to say that I'm in love with you
but who's to say that I'm not?
rexcrk
02/03/2024
11:25 AM
#22
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/20c7e0ee.jpg
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MorbidEngel
02/03/2024
11:33 AM
#23
What the hell am I reading
I am a super sandwich!
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ssb_yunglink2
02/03/2024
11:36 AM
#24
Damn_Underscore posted...
lmao I think I found the full version of this. Its just baffling. He says the same thing over and over again but hes also constantly contradicting himself. The things hes saying dont really make sense anyway lol
My favorite part is when he starts listing the rooms in his house completely unprompted lmao
Hee Ho
BlueTigerLion
02/04/2024
01:53 PM
#25
S_A_S posted...
That's a classic.

Hey now.
Trumble
02/04/2024
02:01 PM
#26
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Chicken butt.
Bass_X0
02/04/2024
02:23 PM
#27
Did your mom have your friends collect your records and change your number?
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