You know one of the weirdest things about fanfiction?

It's that one of the most popular genres on the biggest fanfiction site is about real life hockey players.

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The top rated one in this category is about Sidney Crosby getting green card married to Evgeni Malkin so Malkin can join his hockey team and obviously they end up falling in love and bangin'.

Canadians have a lot of weird repression. That's why they gave their highest literary honor to a book about a woman fucking a bear.

Guide posted...

Canadians have a lot of weird repression. That's why they gave their highest literary honor to a book about a woman fucking a bear.

Paddington Bear deserves every toute that gets tote

PMarth2002 posted...

That's not really that weird, people writing out their fantasies about who they want to fuck is at least half of all fanfiction.

The weird part is Hockey, of all things, being so prominent.