I had a weird dream where I was cutting coupons from the Sunday newspaper

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and feeding them into something that looked like a self-checkout machine but instead it created Sentai-style monsters based on the products on the coupon, but also the monsters only lasted until the expiration date on the coupon before disintegrating.

Any chance somebody could make a franchise out of this? I heard Nickelodeon has a cartoon about the adventures of a rock, a piece of paper and a pair of scissors coming out next month so the bar for creativity is apparently extremely low right now.
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